Watch as I don't write my English paper! Here I go!

This was cool, so I went off to try it myself. My first try I got 87 wpm, and then:

92 words
Speedtest

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Megan --

[noun]:

A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Why do people keep suggesting I start a cult?

I swear, Megan, I meant for your post to reign over the rest of the week at least--but I saw this quiz, typed in our lj handle, and was like "ummmm...yes. I think I shall post this."

dieuterus --

[adjective]:

Full of bees

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Ouch much? (Eddie Izzard: "Full of BEEEEEES.")

And:

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Say hello to internet randomness!

Can you, my peeps, believe that Death Note ends with this next volume? :O I'm all fired up for the grand climax! I was sort of coasting through volumes nine and ten, but eleven really recharged the tension. I'm not sure what I want to happen. Light's the lead character, but I still want to see his dictator-y ass ( Read more... )

*chuckles* Ah, yes. I own the last entry of 2006. But it's creeping past the final hour, so I'd better get with the typing. I think lj entries have become time-accurate, meaning that if I go back for an edit, it'll reflect that with an updated time. So let me really begin by pointing a finger at the last day of 2006 and calling it suckass ( Read more... )

I am drinking tepidity. Just today, then tomorrow I'm in the doke. Dokeified ( Read more... )

So I got my lower teeth braced today. That's so not the right way to use that word, but I'm going to go with it. Easier than rephrasing the sentence. Or backspacing, which is way too much work ( Read more... )

It is a fact commonly known to those whose tongues have been physically retarded by trill-less English that all trills should be put to death.

Guillotine the rr! Take off its head ( Read more... )

You Are 22% Evil
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Haaawahwahwah.

Thought it would be a nice follow up to my anti-geography class:

You Passed the US Citizenship Test
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