Aftermath of ToD. Unedited. Warnings for burnination.

( In which there is a little talking pile of black ash. )

Truth or Dare Log. In which Andy is stupid, and Demons get pissed.

( It all started because Cosette was bored... )

So. Beelzebub has another chat with Michael. This one... has a surprise ending! (Er, warnings for violence.)

( ... )

Beelzebub is a busy little demon...! He gets some impromptu therapy from Famine, interrupts said therapy to beat up Hastur, and then goes on to beat up Famine. And then apologises to Meta. Um. Don't ask me how this makes sense.

( Will your pride allow you to -listen- to me before anything worse happens? )

Beelzebub and Michael have a sweet little chat...!

( 'Thizzz izzz what thy Love doezzz to Him.' )

Meta is broken, for obviouzzz reasons. Beezie comes in and is confused. Meta cries and is sad and angry. Beezie is sad. Meta is sad. Beezie apologizes. And everything is peachy keen.

( Beelzebub -- you mean everything, if you ask me. )

...I have nothing to do with iPoD, but here's a log of Lucifer/Beezie anyway. XD

( Do you hear the angels break? )

Beezie in lingerie, Meta in a sailor fuku. Enjoy.

( DOUUUSHITE?! )

So John Constantine hasn't exactly made friends with the demon community... Beelzebub and Mephistopheles ran into him at the same time. Beezie completes his Assignment.

( Not for the weak of heart (or stomach). Lots of graphic violence here, yes )

If you don't think it's possible to snog for 10 pages in ALL CAPS while discussing the nature of Things and Good versus Evil... think again.

This log is incredibly... special. It also spawned a new term: snogagraphing!

( Beezie/Meta: POST-ANGST )