Early Friday evening, Armand kisses Chris on the cheek and nuzzles baby Etienne and promises to come right back. He's thought of something he wants to get from the flat in Paris and meaning to try the plothole--it works for Marius and Cosette--as an easy means of travel he doesn't want to worry Chris. He only plans to be gone a few hours.

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*Somewhere, in a main room, a note is tacked on a wall or board, all in large, neat script. It reads:*

Dear Friends ( Read more... )

Put up your hand anyone who hates PETER PAN.

She's young and pretty enough. Her eyes are bright and her hair falls in blonde curls. Truly? She's nothing out of the ordinary. Until she opens her mouth, in which case there is nothing ordinary about her. However, for now she's quiet, a perplexed look across her features as she moves about the Mansion ( Read more... )

Talk to me.

Yes, I do mean you.

With little grace and a loud racket, a young woman with dark hair (yet skin that is as pale as snow) tumbles in, though she somehow lands in a low crouch with her sword half-drawn. Across her chest is strapped a leather belt studded with a series of pouches, and will, upon closer examination, be revealed to be a set of bells, ranging from pillbox ( Read more... )

Luther and I have been talking--really, I've been doing most of the talking, because he's Luther--but we've been thinking.

Does anybody here know any good jokes? I expect at least one from anybody who gives me an answer.

And will anyone lend me a pistol for a bit?

*a woman of indeterminable age enters, looking a bit lost but not at all afraid. She wears a large, somewhat ridiculous looking crown of the kind one might see on chess peices, but hair that is part grey and part light brown escapes from beneath it. Her clothing is white, and includes a shawl that is haphazardly pinned on by an antique brooch and ( Read more... )

At the age of 15, Bobby Twist could get anythin' he wanted by simply lookin' upset. He well knew it, too, and gave it his all 'never he could- even if that meant havin' a fit. His parents 'magined that, at that age, he would have grown out of it. But lucky fer him, he was as good at makin' them feel guilty now than he was when he was 5.
Sometimes he ( Read more... )

*she enters dramatically, and her appearence is no less dramatic. She is dangerously beautiful, with long dark hair, green eyes and a smile that looks as though she would kill you without a second thought. She wears a low-cut red medieval dress.*

I am the sorceress Morgan le Fay. What manner of place is this?