This is technically a Sherlock/I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue crossover.

Yes, you read that right.

Title: The Goodge Street Gambit and the Controversial Non-Holmesian Principle
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, DI Lestrade, blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo by Sally Donovan. (No pairings)
Rating: G
Warnings: Large amounts ( Read more... )

Title: McGonagall Monologues V: Hogsmeade Weekend
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: G
Word Count: 922
Warnings: attempts at humour
Pairing/Characters: Professor Minerva McGonagall, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans, with mentions of Sirius Black, James Potter, Horace Slughorn, Madame Rosmerta and Professor Vector
Spoilers/Era: Half-Blood Prince, MWPP era
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Title: McGonagall Monologues IIII: Hell hound
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: G
Word Count: 1525
Warnings: attempts at humour
Pairing/Characters: Professor Minerva McGonagall, James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black/Padfoot, and a cameo by Peter Pettigrew/Wormtail
Spoilers/Era: Prisoner of Azkaban, MWPP era
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and the Marauders ( Read more... )

Title: The Best Damn Pie in the World
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Pairing/Characters: Dean, Castiel, Anna, ( spoiler character 4x18 )

Title: If You Were the Last Man on Earth
Fandom: Merlin
Rating: R - comic violence and mentions of sex
Pairing/Characters: Merlin/Arthur, mentions of Gwen, Gwen's dad, Will and Lancelot
Disclaimer: I own neither Merlin nor Shaun of the Dead, I am not getting any money from this. If I were I would not be panicking so much about how I'm ever going to ( Read more... )

I wrote Apocalypse!crack... Possibly the most bizarre thing I have ever written (apart from that thing with the leprechauns which is only in one notebook and will probably never be inflicted upon the internet). Written for the spn_boc challenge. My chosen Blue Öyster Cult Song was 'The Horsemen Arrive' and for some reason the fic became... this.

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Title: 13
Character: um... the Colt
Rating: G
Spoilers: Dead Man's Blood, Salvation and Devil's Trap
Pairing: none, gen
Disclaimer:I do not own the Colt.. or Supernatural, or the Winchesters, or Daniel Elkins
Summary: A life that is not a life, measured out in shots.

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Title: Ball-In-Hand (aka. When Pool Balls Go Bad)
Author: Mariana O'Connor
Characters: Alec, Sketchey and a pool ball
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I don't own Dark Angel... or any of the characters therein. Although I do have a secret plot involving Alec, some heavy duty tranquiliser and my understairs cupboard.
Summary: Sometimes it's a good idea to quit ( Read more... )

Title: Tentacle Monster
Author: Mariana O'Connor
Characters: Sam, Dean
Rating: G
Spoilers: None
Pairing: None/gen
Disclaimer: I do not own either of them, just the tentacle monster... no, you're right, that's been done so many times before I don't even own that.
Summary: Crack... the Winchester brothers face a tentacle monster, and, with no ( Read more... )