... no, it doesn't. It doesn't matter how much of a shitmobile it is, your vehicle is not as bad as the one we saw crossing Rt. 40 today. You know those minivans with the company logos painted on the sides? Well, apparently some poor Joe has to go to work in the BIDETMOBILE ( Read more... )

MOSHING ( Read more... )

We can has blizzard. We also can has HOUR-LONG ARGUMENT that stretched out over THREE PHONE CALLS with our workplace about how we would not, could not come in today. Four hours later, after they did what I am quite sure was no business whatsoever, a State of Emergency was declared and they had to FUCKING CLOSE. Nothing more needs to be said about ( Read more... )

... we were going to go on vacation. We had two days off and three nights at a hotel in Pittsburgh, in a 'king spa' room with a whirlpool next to the bed.

We were going to see Chihuly glass sculptures at the Phipps Botanical Conservatory; and an entire museum of instillation art; and go to the National Aviary, and maybe eat at the Frick Museum ( Read more... )

Lessons Learned (whoa, two in one day):

DO NOT store a strong peppermint tea in the same airtight plastic bin with all your other teas, especially not the lethally potent blend that Celestial S. turns out. You might as well put a cuckoo's egg in there, since over time it'll kill all your other birds, I mean teas anyway. Since all the flavor in tea ( Read more... )

Harle has named his Persona 3 guy HARRY POTTER.

(2nd runner up choice would have been JOEY RAMONE.)

This is almost as good as naming the Suikoden 3 castle 'Hooters', but not quite.

It's been a very long time since my mother's side of the family made me so depressed and angry I actually lost sleep over it ( Read more... )

( HP7, yo )

After a couple of weeks, everything degenerates into sound bites, no ( Read more... )

Jeez. Yesterday, I get home from work and what do I do? I spend two hours looking up frikkin' Board of Ed. candidates so I can finish my mail-in ballot. And then what do I do? I clip coupons. And then today I get up and evaluate twenty billion credit card applications so we can lose the high-interest starter cards we've had since 2000, and *then* I ( Read more... )