Your car doesn't suck
... no, it doesn't. It doesn't matter how much of a shitmobile it is, your vehicle is not as bad as the one we saw crossing Rt. 40 today. You know those minivans with the company logos painted on the sides? Well, apparently some poor Joe has to go to work in the BIDETMOBILE.
That's right- it even had a cutesy little graphic with the bidet squirting floralesque swirlies at the company name. I guess that's to distract you from the fact that their phone number probably translates to 1-800-WASH-ASS.
That's right- it even had a cutesy little graphic with the bidet squirting floralesque swirlies at the company name. I guess that's to distract you from the fact that their phone number probably translates to 1-800-WASH-ASS.