I have now broken the old family record for noise tolerance previously held by my younger brother who at six years of age fell asleep during the intense sixty-drum dim of Africa Oye.

Tonight, due to having less than five hours of fitful tossing and turning last night AND having to get up at 4am for work, I actually fell asleep during... SLAYER.

Me and the dude went out driving and listening to stuff in the car this afternoon and we went down the river road that runs along the Patapsco only to discover ASATRU HOUSE. Seriously guys, if you're going to have six runes A FOOT AND A HALF HIGH embedded into the walls of your home, you're not fooling anyone ( Read more... )

MOSHING ( Read more... )

We got snow today; twice as much and of a much more slippery kind than anyone was ready for. As a result, people tried to go out and clogged up the roads, so the county was unable to salt n' plow like they should have been. Plans to meet with NS & VS midday got rainchecked, and it was after 8pm that we finally got texted that NS's street had been ( Read more... )

We can has blizzard. We also can has HOUR-LONG ARGUMENT that stretched out over THREE PHONE CALLS with our workplace about how we would not, could not come in today. Four hours later, after they did what I am quite sure was no business whatsoever, a State of Emergency was declared and they had to FUCKING CLOSE. Nothing more needs to be said about ( Read more... )

Survival Horror Games for the Entire Housing Market

Resident Evil

Time-Share Evil

Rent Controlled Evil

Sub-let Evil

Squatting Evil

Shelter Evil

Living Out Of A Suitcase Evil

Moving Back In With Mom & Dad Evil

Sleeping-On-Your-Couch-Until-I-Get-Back-On-My-Feet Evil

(I wubs me some McSweeney's Lists, mang.)