[picspam] kahlan pwp! (picspam without plot!) - gay for kahlan partaaay!
I am on dialup right now. Lots of images + dialup ≠ funtiems... EXCEPT WHEN IT'S GAY FOR KAHLAN!!!!
PREEMPTIVE DISCLAIMER
I post this in good humour and with great affection
for the cast and crew of Legend of the Seeker.
It is not my intention to offend.
There's always A Thread Of Great Greatness behind a good Gay For Kahlan Partay!
Today's partay was brought to you by this thread of nutritious fandom fibres:
UR IDEAS. THEY ARE NOW BELONGING TO TEH FANDOM SQUEE, fidesangelus!
Previously on Legend of the Mammaries Seeker...
Richard and fake!Kahlan rubbed pasties!
(There's chest bumping going on thar!)
Kahlan grabbed Richard's SWORD (!!!)
(And his thing rose up in him!)
Boobie shots stopped being gratuitous and starting being... well... EVERYWHERE!
(HALLELUJAH!)
There was girl-on-girl action!
In which Kahlan was on top...
...as always!
Richard's head got lost in Kahlan's boobage.
Was not found until search party retrieved his happy head 6 days later.
CRAIG ASPLODED DURING FILMING OF R/K WET'N'WILD!!!
HOW SO PRETTY, SHOW?!
Did anyone else get a little tingly when Kahlan came out of the Don Car and her eyes were still black? NGUUUUH. AWESOME.
Also, smoke machine is working overtime and WE LOVE IT.
“OH NO U DID-ENT TAP THAT”
*VOMIT*
“Romantic dinner for two, my love?”
“...I have candles!”
Fans: *flashbacking to candle!censored crypt!sex* “NOOOOOO CANDLES MUST DIIEEEEE!!!!!”
This is what I will do to Raimi/Tapert if we don't get genuine R/K Denna-esque sexytiems before the finale. FO SRS.
“Look, Kahlan! No hands lulz!!”
*not impressed*
And now, we pause for Gratuitous Wet'n'Wild!
I hear this scene caused brain/power failures on 5 continents!
“Wow, is it hot or what?”
*GREATEST USE OF DUCK SOUND EFFECTS EVAR*
*saucy*
Richard's having Elixir flashbacks.
“HAHA CHECK IT OUT MY HAIR IS EVEN ORSUM WHEN IT'S WET!!”
Richard's worried about getting his own Hero Hair wet.
BUT HIS OTHER BRAIN WINS THAT DEBATE.
“TAKE IT OFF!”
“But I'm not getting my hair wet, kay?”
“Richard, sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion Sexy Tiems. Get in, losah!”
*THE EYE-SEX BEFORE TEH STORM*
Mmmm
Richard: *is having a man reaction*
“Oh my-I thought you left your sword on the bank, Richard!”
“COCKBLOCK!!1!”
fake!Kahlan: “Funtiems are over, back to work!”
*CRRRYYY*
THE RESISTANCE IS ALSO GAY FOR KAHLAN
The Con Dar as a simile for sex:
“Once it gets a hold of me, it's like I'm some wild animal!”
OH WE KNOW.
AAAAAAAH! The Uruk Hai have invaded the Midlands!!! D:
WHO WANTS TO RIDE WITH KAHLAN?
*Hermione hand-raising* PICK MEEEE
Speaking of Hermione:
LULZ Raimi/Tapert have been reading Gay For Kahlan! They totes fixed Shota's year 2 Hermione Hair!
“OMG RICHARD STOP YANKING MY CHAIN!!1!”
(!)
“COCKBLOCK!”
“NOT AGAIN!!” >.<
“For god's sake, Richard, get dressed!”
*buckles*
“H8 U ZEDD.”
SWEET MOTHER CONFESSOR. BEWBS!!!
Everyone: *is now Gay For Kahlan*
Meanwhile, Zedd and Shota are gettin' tantric and movin' the moon in front of the sun and stuff.
...Srsly, if they can move the heavens without causing massive tidal waves, why can't they just transform Rahl into a squirrel for Cara to love?
Lol, book references. I feel drrty now :P
BOO! BAROMETRIC HAIRPIECE ZEDD CAMEO!
D:
Tonight on The Midland's Funniest Home Videos...!
“If you can't poke me, then I'm gonna poke you.”
*ahem*
“LOOK RICHARD, FIGHTING!!!!!”
*SO frustrated*
“What do you think, Richard? Is my new bling too much? I think it might be a little last century...”
“Oh no I think it's lovely, dear. Very... um... round.”
Richard: *is obviously looking elsewhere*
PAUSE FOR SEXXAY LIP SCAR.
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOULD SOMEBODY SCRATCH MY NOSE.”
Kahlan: *smoulders*
HOT DAMN.
“OH NOES KAHLAN, ARE WE IN A SEEKER!KINK FIC???”
KFace of the Year!
: |
BRIDGET > EVERYTHING, LULZ.
THE END
♥ ♥ ♥
IT'S BEEN TOO LONG, GUYS! SOUND OFF, I WANNA HEAR YOU KIDS UP THE BACK :D
Whoaaas! You're all awesome/crazy!
Will sit down and read/reply later in the weekend when I have a spare minute, MUAAH!
♥
x-posted to legendofseeker + sword_of_lies
PWP (Picspam Without Plot) © fidesangelus!
The partaaays so far!
Bridget's Boobs! | Kahlan's Hair! | Kahlan Fight!Sex!! | Powers of Pwnage! | Kahlan Plot What Plot! | Kahlan Like A Virgin!
PREEMPTIVE DISCLAIMER
I post this in good humour and with great affection
for the cast and crew of Legend of the Seeker.
It is not my intention to offend.
There's always A Thread Of Great Greatness behind a good Gay For Kahlan Partay!
Today's partay was brought to you by this thread of nutritious fandom fibres:
UR IDEAS. THEY ARE NOW BELONGING TO TEH FANDOM SQUEE, fidesangelus!
Previously on Legend of the Mammaries Seeker...
Richard and fake!Kahlan rubbed pasties!
(There's chest bumping going on thar!)
Kahlan grabbed Richard's SWORD (!!!)
(And his thing rose up in him!)
Boobie shots stopped being gratuitous and starting being... well... EVERYWHERE!
(HALLELUJAH!)
There was girl-on-girl action!
In which Kahlan was on top...
...as always!
Richard's head got lost in Kahlan's boobage.
Was not found until search party retrieved his happy head 6 days later.
CRAIG ASPLODED DURING FILMING OF R/K WET'N'WILD!!!
HOW SO PRETTY, SHOW?!
Did anyone else get a little tingly when Kahlan came out of the Don Car and her eyes were still black? NGUUUUH. AWESOME.
Also, smoke machine is working overtime and WE LOVE IT.
“OH NO U DID-ENT TAP THAT”
*VOMIT*
“Romantic dinner for two, my love?”
“...I have candles!”
Fans: *flashbacking to candle!censored crypt!sex* “NOOOOOO CANDLES MUST DIIEEEEE!!!!!”
This is what I will do to Raimi/Tapert if we don't get genuine R/K Denna-esque sexytiems before the finale. FO SRS.
“Look, Kahlan! No hands lulz!!”
*not impressed*
And now, we pause for Gratuitous Wet'n'Wild!
I hear this scene caused brain/power failures on 5 continents!
“Wow, is it hot or what?”
*GREATEST USE OF DUCK SOUND EFFECTS EVAR*
*saucy*
Richard's having Elixir flashbacks.
“HAHA CHECK IT OUT MY HAIR IS EVEN ORSUM WHEN IT'S WET!!”
Richard's worried about getting his own Hero Hair wet.
BUT HIS OTHER BRAIN WINS THAT DEBATE.
“TAKE IT OFF!”
“But I'm not getting my hair wet, kay?”
“Richard, sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion Sexy Tiems. Get in, losah!”
*THE EYE-SEX BEFORE TEH STORM*
Mmmm
Richard: *is having a man reaction*
“Oh my-I thought you left your sword on the bank, Richard!”
“COCKBLOCK!!1!”
fake!Kahlan: “Funtiems are over, back to work!”
*CRRRYYY*
THE RESISTANCE IS ALSO GAY FOR KAHLAN
The Con Dar as a simile for sex:
“Once it gets a hold of me, it's like I'm some wild animal!”
OH WE KNOW.
AAAAAAAH! The Uruk Hai have invaded the Midlands!!! D:
WHO WANTS TO RIDE WITH KAHLAN?
*Hermione hand-raising* PICK MEEEE
Speaking of Hermione:
LULZ Raimi/Tapert have been reading Gay For Kahlan! They totes fixed Shota's year 2 Hermione Hair!
“OMG RICHARD STOP YANKING MY CHAIN!!1!”
(!)
“COCKBLOCK!”
“NOT AGAIN!!” >.<
“For god's sake, Richard, get dressed!”
*buckles*
“H8 U ZEDD.”
SWEET MOTHER CONFESSOR. BEWBS!!!
Everyone: *is now Gay For Kahlan*
Meanwhile, Zedd and Shota are gettin' tantric and movin' the moon in front of the sun and stuff.
...Srsly, if they can move the heavens without causing massive tidal waves, why can't they just transform Rahl into a squirrel for Cara to love?
Lol, book references. I feel drrty now :P
BOO! BAROMETRIC HAIRPIECE ZEDD CAMEO!
D:
Tonight on The Midland's Funniest Home Videos...!
“If you can't poke me, then I'm gonna poke you.”
*ahem*
“LOOK RICHARD, FIGHTING!!!!!”
*SO frustrated*
“What do you think, Richard? Is my new bling too much? I think it might be a little last century...”
“Oh no I think it's lovely, dear. Very... um... round.”
Richard: *is obviously looking elsewhere*
PAUSE FOR SEXXAY LIP SCAR.
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOULD SOMEBODY SCRATCH MY NOSE.”
Kahlan: *smoulders*
HOT DAMN.
“OH NOES KAHLAN, ARE WE IN A SEEKER!KINK FIC???”
KFace of the Year!
: |
BRIDGET > EVERYTHING, LULZ.
THE END
♥ ♥ ♥
IT'S BEEN TOO LONG, GUYS! SOUND OFF, I WANNA HEAR YOU KIDS UP THE BACK :D
Whoaaas! You're all awesome/crazy!
Will sit down and read/reply later in the weekend when I have a spare minute, MUAAH!
♥
x-posted to legendofseeker + sword_of_lies
PWP (Picspam Without Plot) © fidesangelus!
The partaaays so far!
Bridget's Boobs! | Kahlan's Hair! | Kahlan Fight!Sex!! | Powers of Pwnage! | Kahlan Plot What Plot! | Kahlan Like A Virgin!