[picspam] bridget's boobs - gay for kahlan party!
In response to these lolarious funtimes, I give you:
PREEMPTIVE DISCLAIMER
I post this in good humour and with great affection
for the cast and crew of Legend of the Seeker.
It is not my intention to offend.
The first sighting:
‘Two puppies seen bounding through forest, please contact if found.’
What's-Is that... a STAINLESS STEEL WONDERBRA?? *wants* Ouch?
Kahlan: I'm so sorry I kept you in under my skirt before; Here, hop in my Wonderbra.
Love at first eyefull sight.
‘Women do not sweat; they glow.’
Kahlan's boobs glow at 1,000 watts!
Help me Zedd, I'm falling out!
And ruin his fun?
*stares*
D:
Kahlan has resigned herself to life in a chastity corset.
It means she can bend over without falling out.
But even better...
CORSET = BOOBS CAN NOW DEFY GRAVITY!!1!
They must have industrial fashion tape in the Midlands.
Richard: :O
Kahlan's hair remains long in a valiant effort to afford her some decency.
But her hair's usually too busy being AWESOME.
Whilst in distress, breasts may double as emergency inflation device.
OH SO NOW WE'RE BEING MODEST.
Sudden attack of modesty and possible end of daily boobage confuses Richard :(
Meanwhile, Kahlan's underwear has become her overwear.
Dreaming of not having to sleep in a bra that was made AT A BLACKSMITHS.
Boobs add weight to scenes of great emotion ... Right?
If in danger, angle chest towards threat to awe and incapacitate opponents.
Subtle, Richard. Next time bring your binoculars.
STILL AWESOME WHEN IN LEATHER.
Are they TRYING to make us look there??!
Three confessors combined does not Kahlan's bosom make.
A LEG INTERLUDE. BRIDGET HAS LEGS THAT GO FOR DAYS.
Anna finds Richard's lack of interest in her boobs unsettling.
That's because they're so insignificant compared to Kahlan's
that Richard can not even find them on her person.
WHOO!
BACK DUE TO HIGH DEMAND, SHOWING ONE NIGHT ONLY.
For more info on accessing Kahlan's boobs, go to galadriel-1013's Undressing Your Confessor.
Richard seems to have the undressing down, and is finally giving Kahlan's long-suffering breasts a friendly massage.
THANK YOU, RICHARD.
WOW.
Well you can't say that strand of hair ain't trying.
Visit often, scandalous!Kahlan, plzthnx!
Even Kahlan herself is a little pleased with her mighty cleavage.
But despite all the joy Bridget's boobs bring us, there is one thing that is ever more awesome...
AW.
THE END.
♥ ♥ ♥
...Are we all gay for Kahlan yet?
SWORD_OF_LIES IS NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
LET THE GAY FOR KAHLAN PARTY CONTINUE!
It's 1.45am guys, and I have a third day in a row of 7:30am-6pm... well, today. So I'll be absent for about a day, but I shall return to check up as soon as I'm able :P
GAY FOR KAHLAN PARTAY™ Is a registered trademark of hjea and hollywoodgrrl :D
ETA
[oo1] Recoloured and reuploaded almost all pics as they were rushed and untreated before *sadness*
[oo2] I found this quote to be highly appropriate:
‘You can't be gay for one person... unless you're a lady and meet Ellen Bridget.’
-Liz Lemon, 30 Rock (via this convo)
The partaaays so far!
Bridget's Boobs! | Kahlan's Hair! | Kahlan Fight!Sex!! | Powers of Pwnage! | Kahlan Plot What Plot! | Kahlan Like A Virgin!
PREEMPTIVE DISCLAIMER
I post this in good humour and with great affection
for the cast and crew of Legend of the Seeker.
It is not my intention to offend.
The first sighting:
‘Two puppies seen bounding through forest, please contact if found.’
What's-Is that... a STAINLESS STEEL WONDERBRA?? *wants* Ouch?
Kahlan: I'm so sorry I kept you in under my skirt before; Here, hop in my Wonderbra.
Love at first eyefull sight.
‘Women do not sweat; they glow.’
Kahlan's boobs glow at 1,000 watts!
Help me Zedd, I'm falling out!
And ruin his fun?
*stares*
D:
Kahlan has resigned herself to life in a chastity corset.
It means she can bend over without falling out.
But even better...
CORSET = BOOBS CAN NOW DEFY GRAVITY!!1!
They must have industrial fashion tape in the Midlands.
Richard: :O
Kahlan's hair remains long in a valiant effort to afford her some decency.
But her hair's usually too busy being AWESOME.
Whilst in distress, breasts may double as emergency inflation device.
OH SO NOW WE'RE BEING MODEST.
Sudden attack of modesty and possible end of daily boobage confuses Richard :(
Meanwhile, Kahlan's underwear has become her overwear.
Dreaming of not having to sleep in a bra that was made AT A BLACKSMITHS.
Boobs add weight to scenes of great emotion ... Right?
If in danger, angle chest towards threat to awe and incapacitate opponents.
Subtle, Richard. Next time bring your binoculars.
STILL AWESOME WHEN IN LEATHER.
Are they TRYING to make us look there??!
Three confessors combined does not Kahlan's bosom make.
A LEG INTERLUDE. BRIDGET HAS LEGS THAT GO FOR DAYS.
Anna finds Richard's lack of interest in her boobs unsettling.
That's because they're so insignificant compared to Kahlan's
that Richard can not even find them on her person.
WHOO!
BACK DUE TO HIGH DEMAND, SHOWING ONE NIGHT ONLY.
For more info on accessing Kahlan's boobs, go to galadriel-1013's Undressing Your Confessor.
Richard seems to have the undressing down, and is finally giving Kahlan's long-suffering breasts a friendly massage.
THANK YOU, RICHARD.
WOW.
Well you can't say that strand of hair ain't trying.
Visit often, scandalous!Kahlan, plzthnx!
Even Kahlan herself is a little pleased with her mighty cleavage.
But despite all the joy Bridget's boobs bring us, there is one thing that is ever more awesome...
AW.
THE END.
♥ ♥ ♥
...Are we all gay for Kahlan yet?
SWORD_OF_LIES IS NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
LET THE GAY FOR KAHLAN PARTY CONTINUE!
It's 1.45am guys, and I have a third day in a row of 7:30am-6pm... well, today. So I'll be absent for about a day, but I shall return to check up as soon as I'm able :P
GAY FOR KAHLAN PARTAY™ Is a registered trademark of hjea and hollywoodgrrl :D
ETA
[oo1] Recoloured and reuploaded almost all pics as they were rushed and untreated before *sadness*
[oo2] I found this quote to be highly appropriate:
‘You can't be gay for one person... unless you're a lady and meet Ellen Bridget.’
-Liz Lemon, 30 Rock (via this convo)
The partaaays so far!
Bridget's Boobs! | Kahlan's Hair! | Kahlan Fight!Sex!! | Powers of Pwnage! | Kahlan Plot What Plot! | Kahlan Like A Virgin!