[Picspam] Powers of Pwnage!
I have hijacked the interwebz for a short while as my pals nurse their hangovers, harhar.
Seeing as I have the chance, I'm posting the new picspam created for the CSS Kahlan Partaaayyy *confetti tiem!*
Welcome one and all to the
GAY FOR KAHLAN AMNELL PARTAY!
Bet you're all having a blast! I'm hiatusing/holidaying as you read this, but I assure you I'm there in spirit flailing around and CAPSLOCKING! C:
When fidesangelus asked if I'd like to create a new Kahlan picspam for the Kahlan Amnell Celebration Event, obviously my answer was going to be “when can I start? EEEE!”
And so I have given birth to:
Powers of Pwnage! - Another Gay for Kahlan Partay!
PREEMPTIVE DISCLAIMER
I post this in good humour and with great affection
for the cast and crew of Legend of the Seeker.
It is not my intention to offend.
An Introduction
It's tough being a Confessor; what with being...
radiantly beautiful...
and having of boobtastic dresses...
and wielding of the powwwaaarr of luuurve...
and having a non-negotiable duty to
be around nekkid Richard's abs all the time.
I mean gosh, what a nightmare.
So today, despite her myriad of misfortunes, we gather to worship celebrate
the many and awesome powers of Kahlan Amnell:
HER POWERS OF PWNAGE!
WHAM BAM THANKYOU MA'AM
Mad hand-eye co-ordination!
Dagger: BRB!
EPIC SWIRLY SLOMO POWAAARS
(For Kahlan, time is relative to the number of D'Harans who require a thorough spanking.)
ETA ladymajavader's comment:
It's the law of kickassrelativity: t=D'HxK!A^awesomed
LOLING FOREVAR!
DO NOT WANT TO BE PWND TODAY.
But wouldn't mind being PORNED tomorrow, Y/Y?
*Considers*
M'kay, shake.
Tomorrow:
*Porning powaaars*
(SEX WITH WEAPONS YAYAYAY!)
FOR NARNIAAAAAA!!!
An interlude:
OMG. PORN! [/interlude]
Kahlan's sharing of Teh Über Love Powaaars does not stop at Confession:
SHE ALSO LIKES TO SHARE THE LOVE OF HER RIGHT FOOT *biff!*
Pwning Powers are not restricted to physical beatings:
Maybe we'll see each other again?
You'd better hope not.
BOOM! ROASTED.
Amazing culinary powaaaaars!
For best results thinly slice your enemies before double-glazing in WHOOP ASS.
Kahlan's also famous for hosting THE BIGGEST BBQs OF ALL TIME.
She's the hostess with the most-ess!
(OMG GET IT?!?)
Do you think we provided enough dip?
Stop fretting, honey, everyone's enjoying themselves:
And now, the weather. Over to you, Zedd.
Zedd: After contemplating the clouds this morning
with my incredible barometric hairpiece*-
Fig. 1.01 - Clouds.
-the weather report stands thus:
BUREAU WARNING: HURRICANE KAHLAN APPROACHING
EXTREME nor-westerly winds expected THROUGHOUT THE MIDLANDS
Expect a cold front in the morning *eye-daggers*
With evening thunderstorms *kaBLOOOOOOM*
And unpredictable weather events
With a 99.9999% chance of ONGOING POWERS OF PWNAGE.
And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming:
Kahlan has EPIC POWAARS OF PERSUASION
...D'you think Kahlan shared her foot with the bar maid too? XDDD
POWAAAARS OF IRRISTABLE SEXINESS TO BOTH MEN AND WOMEN.
(Lol, that kiss with Dennee went for 0.00038923 seconds too long:P)
An oft-overlooked pwning power of the Mother Confessor:
Her GO TO YOUR BEDROOM THIS INSTANT pose.
...HOMG she's such a yummy mummy :O
And Richard SO wants to get sent to Kahlan's bedroom after the incident with the branding iron, LIEK WHOA.
EPICALLY AWE-INSPIRING POWERS OF SELF-CONTROL
HOW DO YOU WALK AWAY FROM THOSE ABS??!?!
FORGET WASHBOARDS, HE'S A WALKING FRONT-LOADER!
...Bet he goes like one too! *whiiirrr*
Just turn him on whenever you're feeling drrty... OHH SOOO BAD, STOP BRAIN, STOOOPPP!
Let's not foget the AWSUM POWAAR of her corset!
We call it the sheep dog, because it rounds them up and points them in the right direction. *guffaw*
But what is Kahlan's most powerful pwnage ability???
THE ADORABLENESS.
*is pwnd dead*
KAHLAN IS AWESOME. DISCUSS.
*Zedd's Incredible Barometric Hairpiece was brought to my attention by hjea, evil muse and full-time awesomator. JUST. WOW. ETA: And because everyone keeps asking, this cap is from Farscape!
“FOR NARNIAAAAAA!!!” completely belongs to bytheshoreline.
My brain belongs to hollywoodgrrl.
Created for the CSS Kahlan Amnell Celebration Event 4 April 09
I will be checking in on the craziness as soon as rl travel allows! PLZ DO MISBEHAVE WHILE I AM GONE! :P *runs back to rl*
The partays so far!
Bridget's Boobs! | Kahlan's Hair! | Kahlan Fight!Sex!! | Powers of Pwnage! | Kahlan Plot What Plot!
Seeing as I have the chance, I'm posting the new picspam created for the CSS Kahlan Partaaayyy *confetti tiem!*
Welcome one and all to the
GAY FOR KAHLAN AMNELL PARTAY!
Bet you're all having a blast! I'm hiatusing/holidaying as you read this, but I assure you I'm there in spirit flailing around and CAPSLOCKING! C:
When fidesangelus asked if I'd like to create a new Kahlan picspam for the Kahlan Amnell Celebration Event, obviously my answer was going to be “when can I start? EEEE!”
And so I have given birth to:
Powers of Pwnage! - Another Gay for Kahlan Partay!
PREEMPTIVE DISCLAIMER
I post this in good humour and with great affection
for the cast and crew of Legend of the Seeker.
It is not my intention to offend.
An Introduction
It's tough being a Confessor; what with being...
radiantly beautiful...
and having of boobtastic dresses...
and wielding of the powwwaaarr of luuurve...
and having a non-negotiable duty to
be around nekkid Richard's abs all the time.
I mean gosh, what a nightmare.
So today, despite her myriad of misfortunes, we gather to worship celebrate
the many and awesome powers of Kahlan Amnell:
HER POWERS OF PWNAGE!
WHAM BAM THANKYOU MA'AM
Mad hand-eye co-ordination!
Dagger: BRB!
EPIC SWIRLY SLOMO POWAAARS
(For Kahlan, time is relative to the number of D'Harans who require a thorough spanking.)
ETA ladymajavader's comment:
It's the law of kickassrelativity: t=D'HxK!A^awesomed
LOLING FOREVAR!
DO NOT WANT TO BE PWND TODAY.
But wouldn't mind being PORNED tomorrow, Y/Y?
*Considers*
M'kay, shake.
Tomorrow:
*Porning powaaars*
(SEX WITH WEAPONS YAYAYAY!)
FOR NARNIAAAAAA!!!
An interlude:
OMG. PORN! [/interlude]
Kahlan's sharing of Teh Über Love Powaaars does not stop at Confession:
SHE ALSO LIKES TO SHARE THE LOVE OF HER RIGHT FOOT *biff!*
Pwning Powers are not restricted to physical beatings:
Maybe we'll see each other again?
You'd better hope not.
BOOM! ROASTED.
Amazing culinary powaaaaars!
For best results thinly slice your enemies before double-glazing in WHOOP ASS.
Kahlan's also famous for hosting THE BIGGEST BBQs OF ALL TIME.
She's the hostess with the most-ess!
(OMG GET IT?!?)
Do you think we provided enough dip?
Stop fretting, honey, everyone's enjoying themselves:
And now, the weather. Over to you, Zedd.
Zedd: After contemplating the clouds this morning
with my incredible barometric hairpiece*-
Fig. 1.01 - Clouds.
-the weather report stands thus:
BUREAU WARNING: HURRICANE KAHLAN APPROACHING
EXTREME nor-westerly winds expected THROUGHOUT THE MIDLANDS
Expect a cold front in the morning *eye-daggers*
With evening thunderstorms *kaBLOOOOOOM*
And unpredictable weather events
With a 99.9999% chance of ONGOING POWERS OF PWNAGE.
And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming:
Kahlan has EPIC POWAARS OF PERSUASION
...D'you think Kahlan shared her foot with the bar maid too? XDDD
POWAAAARS OF IRRISTABLE SEXINESS TO BOTH MEN AND WOMEN.
(Lol, that kiss with Dennee went for 0.00038923 seconds too long:P)
An oft-overlooked pwning power of the Mother Confessor:
Her GO TO YOUR BEDROOM THIS INSTANT pose.
...HOMG she's such a yummy mummy :O
And Richard SO wants to get sent to Kahlan's bedroom after the incident with the branding iron, LIEK WHOA.
EPICALLY AWE-INSPIRING POWERS OF SELF-CONTROL
HOW DO YOU WALK AWAY FROM THOSE ABS??!?!
FORGET WASHBOARDS, HE'S A WALKING FRONT-LOADER!
...Bet he goes like one too! *whiiirrr*
Just turn him on whenever you're feeling drrty... OHH SOOO BAD, STOP BRAIN, STOOOPPP!
Let's not foget the AWSUM POWAAR of her corset!
We call it the sheep dog, because it rounds them up and points them in the right direction. *guffaw*
But what is Kahlan's most powerful pwnage ability???
THE ADORABLENESS.
*is pwnd dead*
KAHLAN IS AWESOME. DISCUSS.
*Zedd's Incredible Barometric Hairpiece was brought to my attention by hjea, evil muse and full-time awesomator. JUST. WOW. ETA: And because everyone keeps asking, this cap is from Farscape!
“FOR NARNIAAAAAA!!!” completely belongs to bytheshoreline.
My brain belongs to hollywoodgrrl.
Created for the CSS Kahlan Amnell Celebration Event 4 April 09
I will be checking in on the craziness as soon as rl travel allows! PLZ DO MISBEHAVE WHILE I AM GONE! :P *runs back to rl*
The partays so far!
Bridget's Boobs! | Kahlan's Hair! | Kahlan Fight!Sex!! | Powers of Pwnage! | Kahlan Plot What Plot!