I was talking earlier today with my friend Brett, who is a prison guard.

Me: "So, do you have any free time in the next week or so?"
Brett: "Not really. I'm working a sixteen hour shift at the prison on christmas day."
Me: "Should be some wicked-awesome holiday pay there."
Brettt: "Oh, yeah, and sixteen hours with the inmates. What could be more fun?"
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Sometimes, no matter how well you think you’ve learned your lessons, the world still finds ways to confound your wisdom and circumvent your insights.

Take my friend Brett, for example.

A fellow atheist, he has it as a simple, basic, fundamental rule in his life to never, ever date christian girls. They can’t be trusted. This is a known fact. Ask ( Read more... )

Can you believe that nobody on the net has ever uttered the phrase "You god damned nacy boy"? It would appear, no matter how unlikely this may be, that this is the case! I can't believe it! I can't get through an HOUR without bellowing this phrase at some person, or dog, or girl or appliance or something. Perhaps, fifteen years ago, I could see ( Read more... )

Technically, my birthday's not for another three days, but what the heck. My friends Ryan and Brett came over today, and brought with them a custom birthday cake for me. One of a clown, crying into his own hands, sitting on the toilet, with his pants down around his ankles and the caption...


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