As people seemed to enjoy the previous offering of wisdom from the Yahoo! Answers Shaman, I can see no reason why not to share some of his more recent advice to the confused tribesmen Yahoo! Answers.

For example, Sammy asks...

How do i get my girlfriend to be sexualy attracted to me ?

im a young 18 year old girl and my ( Read more... )

So, some ten months or so ago, work on The Curse of the Rhino King ground to a halt, much to my dismay and that of a certain number of my readers. I hadn’t wanted to get into the reasons behind it at the time, since there was a certain amount of dirty laundry there, and I had honestly hoped that I might simply resolve it in private before there ( Read more... )

This morning, I have been browsing Yahoo! Answers relationship board, and I have been disgusted by what I have seen. These people with their problems... they make such frivolous and and irresponsible decisions in their mating habits, they serve only to endanger the future of the tribe by producing weak and helpless offspring. Plainly, they require ( Read more... )

 It was pointed out to me recently on 4chan that it had been entirely too long since I had produced one of these works. I agreed that the world was growing cold and dead, so long deprived of the heat and light which only a new Newdog15 re-write can provide. And so I set about finding an appopriate volume to sprinkle my literary pixie dust over, ( Read more... )

There’s damned few webcomics I actually read regularly these days. This was not always the case; there was a time when there was probably fifteen or thereabouts on my regular reading list. These days though? Maybe five or so.

There’s one I came upon a couple of months ago, and the people I’ve been speaking with outside of this blog will already be ( Read more... )

Every so often, I have GREAT ideas for super-heroes.

Mohammed Al Maktoum discovered at a young age that he had an amazing and seemingly supernatural ability. One without apparent cause, and which he has since occasionally and with passing interest searched for an explanation for: The ability to cause those around him to vomit violently and ( Read more... )

I always say that if something is worth doing, it's worth OVER-doing.

In light of this, the extent to which my recent simple request to the Vancouver community's members to help me find a simple device for sale spun wildly out of control should come as no surprise.

To quote myself, as per that post:

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I have a problem, kind fellows, and one whose ( Read more... )

Today, I discovered a delightful site called "America Speaking Out"; a website created by the American Republican party, putatively for the purposes of creating an online forum where Americans can let the Republican party leadership know what they're thinking about. The structure is a simple one: Anyone can join, free of charge, with a very quick ( Read more... )

A couple of days ago, voodooskeleton and I were talking on Skype about how particular she was about her washroom habits, and how many brands of toilet paper had failed to live up to her exacting specifications for softness, pliability, and perhaps some other more obscure criteria for anal-wiping excellence.

She related to me that Contonelle, ultimately, was the ( Read more... )

There’s a dream I have been chasing - in an admittedly often fairly passive way - for many a year now ( Read more... )