You god damned nancy boy

Aug 04, 2006 07:05

Can you believe that nobody on the net has ever uttered the phrase "You god damned nacy boy"? It would appear, no matter how unlikely this may be, that this is the case! I can't believe it! I can't get through an HOUR without bellowing this phrase at some person, or dog, or girl or appliance or something. Perhaps, fifteen years ago, I could see this being the case, when the net was still young and moist... but today?

No, no this will not do. Something must be done. Something swift. Something decisive. Something foolhearty and incomprehensible.

Here is your assignment: In your websites, your journals and such, I want you to write the phrase :"You god damned nancy boy", and link it to this page here. I abhor this vaccuum. Let us fill it.

The more links which contain this text and lead to this page there are, the more surely Google will lead to this page, and the more swiftly that abhorrant "did not match any documents" page can be nothing more than a nauseating memory.

comedy, brett

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