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I've decided I want to start flexing my creative* writing muscle again. It's been a while since I wrote on my Get the Fuck Outta My Office site (yeah, it's a "site". I hate calling it a "blog") and reading some of my old posts, I remember actually having a lot of fun writing it.

Might not be a daily thing anymore, but it will be very regularly. The ( Read more... )

Hi, howdy, hello, how are ya, how do ya do, how ya doin', how's it goin', what's goin' on, what's new, whatdya think, whatdya hear, whatdya say, whatdya feel, what's shakin', what's happenin', que pasa, what's goin' down, what it is.

Have we covered all the bases? Before I get into this, here is some mood music for tonight's post.

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OK, let's get ( Read more... )

I don't even know if anyone comes here anymore ( Read more... )

I know very few, if any, people read this anymore. Which is part of the reason my posting is extremely rare. But I thought what the hell, for what it's worth I'm going to throw this out there because most people don't seem to follow this type of thing as much as I do.

On Tuesday, March 31, 2009 California votes to legalize marijuana.

Assembly Bill ( Read more... )

OK, my post for today. YOKO ONO.

I'm sick of this "She broke up the Beatles" crap. Good. The Beatles are over. I'm happy. John Lennon's dead. I'm happy.

It was meant to be. Shut up and "let it be." Let me ask you something, what was the last good record the Stones made?

As you probably know, I'm a massive Beatles fan. But they had their time. I ( Read more... )

I could swear I was going to post something of moderate (according to me) importance tonight, but I've forgotten what it was so I'll just post something else. I've got a creative mind tonight and when I get into sort of creative overload state I start posting stupid crap ( Read more... )

So tonight I went to work on my night off just so I wouldn't be stuck there until 4am tomorrow night (Valentine's stuff, long story). I braved this serious mother of a snowstorm and got home and have just been fucking around on the internet since then.

I'm seriously LOL right now! Because I came across this: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index; ( Read more... )

 I haven't forgotten my roots.

HAPPY SNOW DAY!!!

There are pressing issues at hand here, folks. They're taking away our goddamn freedoms.

For some, perhaps, that's your first clue to stop reading because, I'm sure you know the jist of the rest already.

Apparently I need to stay my ass away from those "Anti" videos, as I'll call them for lack of a better term. Zeitgeist, The Corporation, etc. ( Read more... )