Quote of the Day:
D: Oh dang it, I am going to kick the copier it keeps stealing my print jobs.
Sh: You shouldn't do that.
D: I suppose, it probably costs more than my car.
Sh: Yeah, it probably does.
D: It's probably BIGGER than my car.Dear Everyone Who Makes Shoes ( Read more... )

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W: Do you have, like, a kneecap in your elbow?So today my easy going boss let me take the day off to go dress shopping with my sister in law K because she and her two other bridesmaids from Phoenix were going. So I went. The dress is actually pretty workable, I mean, it's not nearly as full in the skirts as I like, but I tend ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day:
W: Oh, by the way, I knocked over your bike and so if anything's broken I'll pay to fix it.
D: Well, that hap- ... ... wait, did you start to drive off and forget my bike was attached to your van?
W: ... Yes.Bike's fine ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day:
D: So, see, Nazi Cat Zeppelin.
Girl in class: Oh my god, what's wrong with you! You can't turn the cat bus into a Nazi! Oh my god, that's my childhood, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY CHILDHOOD TURNING THE CAT BUS INTO A NAZI!
D: It's a nazi cat ZEPPELIN!Bwah ha ha ha ha ha! I am in ur art class givin ur childhoods surprise buttsecks ( Read more... )

And so it's still kind of cold in here ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day:
W: Come on, it's one of these refrigerators that we're going to end up getting.
D: No! I have seen heaven I will not settle for purgatory!
W: There are some very nice refrigerators here in purgatory.ARGH! Someone bought the house in Mesa that we liked. They were in the midst of accepting the offer WHEN WE LOOKED AT IT. The ( Read more... )

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Famous last words.
D: So how many wearable pairs of pants would you say you have?
W: Depends on whose definition. By mine, probably 6. By yours, probably 3...So the goal of the day was to get William some new pants ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day:
G: Oh if you don't like violence you shouldn't see Ki-te.
D: What's tha - ooooh you mean Kite.
G: No, it's Ki-te. Look.
D: Uhm. No. It's kite - LOOK.
G: Ooooh...I didn't see the kana.
D: Because you didn't look. You just assume.

( In which we see dead people...mmmm.... )

Quote of the Day:
D: I just hate stupidity that is 110% avoidable.
W: Then why do you keep using windows.
D: *fumes* Because.I.play.games.
W: I know. I couldn't resist.
D: Yes it was a perfect opportunity, yes.
W: I know windows is best for what you do: which is play games all day long.
D: YES!So...HOLY CRAP it's 1am already? Guess so. Huh. ( Read more... )

For my family anyway. The biggest trouble was finding good legos. We ended up getting my little brother a generic robot lego kit (i mean not like bionicles, not like megablocks) and a racer car. We also got my sister's husband a racer so they can all play together all nice and crap.

While we were out looking for legos we saw FREAKIN' crapANIME ( Read more... )