Quote of the Day:W: I'm just going to give you my wine ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day:D: You drove us to the dump ( Read more... )

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D: You hate all I love!
W: No I don't.
D: You hate most of what I love!
W: That is a completely different proposition.Okay, so I lied about being used to temperature changes apparently. Bleargh. Day 5 of heat exhaustion is getting old. As well as the wind's tendency to change direction to be in my face both on the way into work ( Read more... )

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M: We tried to go to Phoenix Ranch Market, but it had a fire and was closed.
D: Oh, the one in Mesa?
W: The one at Central is closer.
D: But that one's been closed for quite a while, I told you that.
W: You didn't tell me today!

So the fabulous grad party is over. It went really well, the cakes were decorated beautifully by dawnspring and ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day:Fax Machine: *MUAHAHA I AM JAMMED AND THAT DRAWER FALLS OFF ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day:D: ...and so it's not physical therapy but the doctor suggested using one of those neti pots and I'm all, yeah, no thanks ( Read more... )

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D: Oh yeah, I guess there is something creepier than coyote.
W: What?
D: THE CASTLE!W: The castle ( Read more... )

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D: I'll wear whatever you want. It's your right to make the bridesmaids look bad if you want to.
K: I thought about that. Making everyone wear little bonnets and shepherds frocks.
D: ...Actually I could probably rock that look.
W: Yeah, she probably could. So you'd have one happy bridesmaid.So Syracuse was kind of dismal and ( Read more... )

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D: And there's a bit of deviant sex in this book, but it's not as lurid as that one guy you like uhmm...
W: Banks?
D: No the other one the deviant guy...silver...silver...Shel Silverstein...? No! Sm Stirling!
W: ...Shel Silverstein?
D: STERLING IS A TYPE OF SILVER!"The Giving Tree" is a retarded ass book, anyway ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day:D: Huh, they're trying to make a TV series of "A Song of Ice and Fire ( Read more... )