Dear the latest lazy dickwads who put stuff on my bike ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day:D: ...And so I don't really think you'd like the book ( Read more... )

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Sh: You're not supposed to talk about sacrificing students anymore! You'll scare him.
D: I doubt he's afraid of me. And, you know, since I reformed the fax machine broke.
Sh: I...this is true.
Student: Uhm, why are you guys looking at me?So my side has had a strange ache that I've kind of ignored as either muscle or digestion ( Read more... )

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D: Oh dang it, I am going to kick the copier it keeps stealing my print jobs.
Sh: You shouldn't do that.
D: I suppose, it probably costs more than my car.
Sh: Yeah, it probably does.
D: It's probably BIGGER than my car.Dear Everyone Who Makes Shoes ( Read more... )

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W: The only thing America does good with animation is fairy tales, and Batman. And I'm counting Gargoyles as Batman.I am trying to figure out what my cat wants, it seems he wants to be a grouchy cat ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day:
D: Well I enjoyed the gallery and lecture.
W: Meh.
D: Oh hush, there was free food, you got a tamale, what are you complaining about?
W: I ALREADY complained about the tamale!

Vegetarian tamales with potatoes, cheese, and corn apparently offend his sensibilities.

So we went to the opening for the Que Vivan los Muertos exhibit at ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day:
D: I don't want to bring my computer in here. It'd get sick. All these computer get viruses. Stupid slutty work computers.
Computer Guy K: Well, when you look at the people using them...Aside from lettuce and mayonaise and lightning storms there are a couple things that I deeply dislike. There are a couple things I abominate ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day:D: There's some correlation between physical size of your head and intelligence, right ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day:
D: Oh ha ha.
W: What?
D: Guess what day tomorrow is.
W: Oh, yeah.
D: The internet's not even going to be worth it for a couple days.

See you guys Wednesday.

Quote of the Day:
D: But I LIKE buying presents for people.
W: That's very selfish of you.

So once again I bring a cake to work for someone's birthday and that someone has called in sick.

...

...

It even has her name on it.

I could have played $*(&^ Fallout instead of making another cake.