No exceptions
Dear the latest lazy dickwads who put stuff on my bike,
You guys tied a plant and an inspirational quote to my bike. You know what's funny, I'd have taken your plant and your quote if you would have ASKED ME.
But no, you half assed slacktivists tied flotsam to my property. So you get what every other person gets who puts their garbage on my transportation.
You get your gift broken and smashed into the ground and left there. I'll have to thank you for the delightful squishiness under my heel, that was satisfying destruction.
Quit touching my things,
-Df
You guys tied a plant and an inspirational quote to my bike. You know what's funny, I'd have taken your plant and your quote if you would have ASKED ME.
But no, you half assed slacktivists tied flotsam to my property. So you get what every other person gets who puts their garbage on my transportation.
You get your gift broken and smashed into the ground and left there. I'll have to thank you for the delightful squishiness under my heel, that was satisfying destruction.
Quit touching my things,
-Df