Dear Humankind ( Read more... )

When, at last, humanity perfected the nanoscale ultra-intelligence breakthrough, the new species of microbial super-beings quickly came to a consensus on what it was they should do as their First Objective ( Read more... )

A theoretical geneticist, an applied biochemist, and a coked-up marketing punk walk into a pharmaceuticals lab.

The geneticist says, "Hey, everyone, these new quadruplet-codon amino acids have some unusual protein agglutination properties ( Read more... )

Damn. I let it sit out here too long ( Read more... )

"Let's go over it again ( Read more... )

They were supposed to reprocess landfills. I don’t know how they got into my own body, and I don’t know how they rebuilt me from the ground up. But clearly, they weren’t satisfied with landfills, and they didn’t want to do all the work themselves. Because now, I’m able to eat anything… literally anything: stone, steel, plastic, flesh ( Read more... )