Today for no apparent reason a glass door in a dresser has exploded. It was where the blue bucket is: У нас сегодня ни с того ни с сего взорвалось стекло в дверце шкафа. Там, где стоит синее ведро:


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I'm sorry, I love everyone, it's just I work nonstop, like a donkey. Простите, я всех люблю, просто я работаю, не покладая копыт. Ваш ослик.
I submitted a paper, and in some time got an email saying, that I can track the status of the paper online, on my personal page. What page? It was created for me automatically. The link followed. ( Read more... )

A doorbell rings. The owner of the apartment opens the door and sees his neighbor with pen and paper.
"We're organizing a group sex. Would you like to participate?"
"And who will participate?"
"I got you, me and your wife in the list."
"Of course, no!!!"
"That's ok, then I'm taking you off the list..."

An old joke
Стук в дверь. Хозяин открывает. ( Read more... )

Many people in Russia believe, that there are no soviet cars in America. This is true. (At least, in USA. ;) Colombia has quite a lot of soviet "Lada"'s and everyone is very happy with them.) В России многие думают, что по Америке не ездят советские машины. Это правда. (По крайней мере, в США. ;) По Колумбии жигули ездят в большом количестве и все ( Read more... )

I Я всех

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Sorry for the quality, this is taken by a cell phone in the evening. Пардон за качество, снималось сотовиком под вечер.

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Not long ago I bought a mattress online. For American prices, a cheap one: $300 (good ones are usually over a thousand). When it came, it turned out a bit crappy. No, I better say, it was a complete piece of crap. But the shipping was costy, so we decided to sleep on it and see if we maybe get used to it. We did not. So I called about a return. ( Read more... )

I know you're sick of weather reports already. But what can I do? A month ago I was wondering how to draw the concept of "The end of it all". Now I do. Я вас уже замучила погодными сводками, я знаю. Ну а что делать? Месяц назад я размышляла о том, как бы подостовернее изобразить толстого полярного песца. Сегодня я знаю, как:
-20F in one hour ( Read more... )