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"I love you. Put a baby in me."

"Let me tell you about Count Joseph Von Smith. One day a vampire named Moronula appeared to him and told him to find these golden stakes buried in a coffin..."

I feel incredible happy this afternoon and I don't know why...nothing special happened at school, but I'm inspired to write my sad lesbian story and to read sphix's (except I doubt his is sad). There's a lot of exposition and so I'm trying to "show, not tell" and somehow that's creating more exposition and more pages...but it's fun and I'm not ( Read more... )

On Friday, before the Dirty Little Secret, Amelia and I went to Bayfair and saw Hairspray, a film I am now slightly obsessed with. I should tell Lee what I thought about it because she, CJ and Sarah were planning on seeing it and she sounded reluctant about it. I was too, actually, but now I'm in love with it. The two male leads, besides like John ( Read more... )

30 pages of Chasey's journal entries and lots and lots of icons ranging from everything to I Love Lucy to huskies to necklaces to chocolate to Fantasmic to icons about how one's world will change on July 21st.
Took me at least two hours but it's all marked "read," no "new" messages. Yayness!

Today is the last day of my VBS volunteer experience for ( Read more... )

"You need kissing. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."--Rhett Butler in Gone With the Wind

I can't find another quote that sums up how I feel better than that one does.
*squee* I love Rheeeeett. I should watch that movie tonight...it'll make me feel better.

It's called My Girl...it's sooooo adorable. We've had the DVD for like ever but none of us have bothered to watch us so we were just like "hey, let's watch it." And it was really sad, but really adorable...and quite funny. I think my favorite line has got to be the beginning when you see this little girl (the movie says she's eleven, but I think ( Read more... )