http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-time-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html

"I love you. Put a baby in me."

"Let me tell you about Count Joseph Von Smith. One day a vampire named Moronula appeared to him and told him to find these golden stakes buried in a coffin..."

I...need to stop reading nonfiction. Here are some reasons:
1. There is a huge imbalance in the fiction vs. nonfiction I consume. If I want to be a well-rounded, healthy reader, this is unacceptable.
2. As a member of the Literary Arts emphasis at OSA, the only genres I have shown any form of talent at are journalism and confessional/autobiographical ( Read more... )