( Karkat Vantas has come unstuck in time. )

The thing about Milliways is, time is funny. Trollian already plays fast and loose with ideas like continuity, and when Karkat thought about combining the two timey-wimey balls of behemoth shit, he got a terrible pain in all the foreboding glands down his left side. He noodled around with it for a while, finally determining that he needed to close ( Read more... )

( the perfect program )

--carcinoGeneticist [CG] has started trolling arsenicCatnip [AC]--
CG: FURBALL
CG: YOU
CG: ME
CG: THE ROOF
CG: FRIDAY NIGHT
CG: WEAR SOMETHING NICE

--carcinoGeneticist [CG] has ceased trolling arsenicCatnip [AC]--

( Merry Christmas )

--carcinoGeneticist [CG] has started trolling GrimAuxiliatrix [GA]--CG: KANAYA
CG: I NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING
CG: KANAYA
CG: DON'T DO THIS TO ME, THE SCARY BEYOND ALL REASON FORGE GUY IS WITH ME
CG: HE IS WAITING FOR ME TO CONTACT YOU, YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A JACKASS AND THIS GUY REALLY INTIMIDATES ME
GA: Ugh
GA: Fuck
GA: What
CG: YES. ( Read more... )

CCG: OKAY ( Read more... )

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