>Karkat: Go On Alchemy Binge
Okay. Now that you have your own alchemiter set up, it is time to get down to business. Time to make yourself some sweet presents. For no calendar related reason at all, of course, just because sweet presents are good.
You are still lugging around this BULLSQUID HORN Shepherd gave you. Time finally alchemize this thing. You decide to do the obvious thing and combine it with your sickle.
You get back the TINKERBLADE; a heavy, extremely hard, extremely sharp crescent of bone. You are not sure what the globe and anchor and feathery thing on the handle mean, but it is pretty good.
While you are working on weapons, you get out the WEASEL CLAW KERAMBIT. It is a weapon that heals the injuries it causes as fast it causes them. Good for stunning people, you guess; Twilight Sparkle borrow it to pacify a friend once. It suddenly occurs to you you never got the end of that story...
You try alchemizing it with a leftover scorpion POISON GLAND.
You get the MONOTREME CLAW KERAMBIT. You don't even feel it go in, but then you are poisoned. Pretty slick. Not what you were trying to make, but pretty slick. You'll keep it. You try it the other way around.
You make the PHEONIX CLAW KERAMBIT. This is more like it. This is a weapon that will poison someone... with healing. Stab them once and they will go on regenerating health for a while. This could be really useful.
Next you haul out one of the SCORPION CARCASSES you've been hauling around and alchemize another weapon.
You make the ARACHNID'S GRIP, or SCORPIONSICKLE. Yeah. Pretty good. It looks a lot like the crabsickle you made from your guardian's corpse, only a different kind of chitin. It is lightweight and seems pretty sturdy. Good.
While you have this SCORPION out, you are feeling pretty hungry. You don't have the cookalyzer, though. Maybe you can alchemize something. Don't they eat a lot of bugs in that dumb MOVIE you got Nepeta for her 'birthday'?
You got THE MANTICORE SHAH. Whoops. That isn't what you wanted. This movie looks pretty good though... a lot better than dumb singing lions. Singing poisonous lions with three rows of teeth. And it looks like there are some quadrants in here. Fuck yes, you will watch this later..
You try combining it the other way.
You get some delicious SCORPIONSICLES. Not to be confused with your new SCORPIONSICKLE.
Time for some desert.
You flip through the Aetheneum, looking for any candy someone might have alchemized in the past. All you can find are some dumb CANDY JELLYFISH Feferi or Eridan must have made. There has to be a way to get something edible out of this...
You try combining it with a PICTURE OF YOU. That should give a candy you would like, right?
You get some CANDY HORNS. They taste like earwax and are surprisingly expensive. Fuck this.
You decide to combine them with something badass, in hopes of getting better candy. Also it's like a voice in your head is egging you on. You go through the aetheneum again and find an old favorite--the code for Jack Noir's REGISWORD. You made a pretty sweet sickle with this.
You make a CAST-IRON HORSEHITCHER.
Okay, No big deal. You will try the other combination.
You make LOCORICE SCOTTY DOGS. You make a whole sack of them. They are delicious.
Okay, one more thing to do before you go. You've got plans, and you need a change of clothes for it. Fashion is stupid, but you need something... something plain and serviceable and utilitarian. Something cool.
You alchemize a copy of the your CANCER WARD OUTFIT with the REGISICKLE and get the ARCHANARCHIST APPAREL. It is a you-sized version of Jack's cool badass linen suit. Not bad. You will keep it. But you were hoping for something a little more... Hmmm...
Yes.
Hell yes.
Hell fucking yes.
You look like a smooth fucking criminal. She won't know what hit her.
You are still lugging around this BULLSQUID HORN Shepherd gave you. Time finally alchemize this thing. You decide to do the obvious thing and combine it with your sickle.
You get back the TINKERBLADE; a heavy, extremely hard, extremely sharp crescent of bone. You are not sure what the globe and anchor and feathery thing on the handle mean, but it is pretty good.
While you are working on weapons, you get out the WEASEL CLAW KERAMBIT. It is a weapon that heals the injuries it causes as fast it causes them. Good for stunning people, you guess; Twilight Sparkle borrow it to pacify a friend once. It suddenly occurs to you you never got the end of that story...
You try alchemizing it with a leftover scorpion POISON GLAND.
You get the MONOTREME CLAW KERAMBIT. You don't even feel it go in, but then you are poisoned. Pretty slick. Not what you were trying to make, but pretty slick. You'll keep it. You try it the other way around.
You make the PHEONIX CLAW KERAMBIT. This is more like it. This is a weapon that will poison someone... with healing. Stab them once and they will go on regenerating health for a while. This could be really useful.
Next you haul out one of the SCORPION CARCASSES you've been hauling around and alchemize another weapon.
You make the ARACHNID'S GRIP, or SCORPIONSICKLE. Yeah. Pretty good. It looks a lot like the crabsickle you made from your guardian's corpse, only a different kind of chitin. It is lightweight and seems pretty sturdy. Good.
While you have this SCORPION out, you are feeling pretty hungry. You don't have the cookalyzer, though. Maybe you can alchemize something. Don't they eat a lot of bugs in that dumb MOVIE you got Nepeta for her 'birthday'?
You got THE MANTICORE SHAH. Whoops. That isn't what you wanted. This movie looks pretty good though... a lot better than dumb singing lions. Singing poisonous lions with three rows of teeth. And it looks like there are some quadrants in here. Fuck yes, you will watch this later..
You try combining it the other way.
You get some delicious SCORPIONSICLES. Not to be confused with your new SCORPIONSICKLE.
Time for some desert.
You flip through the Aetheneum, looking for any candy someone might have alchemized in the past. All you can find are some dumb CANDY JELLYFISH Feferi or Eridan must have made. There has to be a way to get something edible out of this...
You try combining it with a PICTURE OF YOU. That should give a candy you would like, right?
You get some CANDY HORNS. They taste like earwax and are surprisingly expensive. Fuck this.
You decide to combine them with something badass, in hopes of getting better candy. Also it's like a voice in your head is egging you on. You go through the aetheneum again and find an old favorite--the code for Jack Noir's REGISWORD. You made a pretty sweet sickle with this.
You make a CAST-IRON HORSEHITCHER.
Okay, No big deal. You will try the other combination.
You make LOCORICE SCOTTY DOGS. You make a whole sack of them. They are delicious.
Okay, one more thing to do before you go. You've got plans, and you need a change of clothes for it. Fashion is stupid, but you need something... something plain and serviceable and utilitarian. Something cool.
You alchemize a copy of the your CANCER WARD OUTFIT with the REGISICKLE and get the ARCHANARCHIST APPAREL. It is a you-sized version of Jack's cool badass linen suit. Not bad. You will keep it. But you were hoping for something a little more... Hmmm...
Yes.
Hell yes.
Hell fucking yes.
You look like a smooth fucking criminal. She won't know what hit her.