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--carcinoGeneticist [CG] has started trolling GrimAuxiliatrix [GA]--CG: KANAYA
CG: I NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING
CG: KANAYA
CG: DON'T DO THIS TO ME, THE SCARY BEYOND ALL REASON FORGE GUY IS WITH ME
CG: HE IS WAITING FOR ME TO CONTACT YOU, YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A JACKASS AND THIS GUY REALLY INTIMIDATES ME
GA: Ugh
GA: Fuck
GA: What
CG: YES. UGH AND FUCK
GA: What Is It
CG: THIS IS THE APPROPRIATE RESPONSE TO YOUR DERELICTION OF DUTY
CG: HOLY SHIT IT IS COLD OUT HERE
GA: Karkat
CG: WHAT
GA: What The Fuck Are You Going On About Now
CG: I NEED YOU TO CONNECT TO ME AS A SERVER SO I CAN INSTALL AN ALCHEMITER IN THE FORGE
CG: SORRY I THOUGHT THAT WAS OBVIOUS
CG: I DON'T KNOW WHY, IT JUST SEEMED LIKE WE HAD ALREADY COVERED THAT SOMEHOW
CG: YOU WILL HAVE TO RE-INSTALL SGRUB ON YOUR HUSKTOP BUT IT'S EASY
CG: I DID IT FOR NEPETA A WHILE BACK
CG: BUT I AM SICK OF HAVING TO CLIMB A MOUNTAIN AND EXPLAIN MY INTENTIONS TO HER EVERY TIME I WANT TO ALCHEMIZE SOMETHING
GA: Yes Well Being Woken From A Dead Sleep Isnt Exactly The Best For Ones Thought Processes
CG: HOLY SHIT, YOU WERE ASLEEP? EVEN I AM AWAKE ALREADY
CG: YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON SOME PREMIUM SHITTY DAYLIGHT
CG: WELL ACTUALLY IT IS PRETTY PISS-POOR AND DARK OUT HERE
CG: ALL KINDS OF GREY AND CLOUDS AND SHIT
GA: Hold On And Give Me A Moment To Wake Up While I Reinstall Sgrub
CG: SNOW EVERYWHERE
GA: I Was Up Late Working
GA: I Was Catching Up On Missed Sleep
CG: YOU MEAN YOU BRIEFLY IMITATED A NORMAL PERSON, GOOD FOR YOU
CG: BUT RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE AN IMPORTANT JOB TO DO
CG: IE PREVENTING ME FROM BEING EMBARRASSED IN FRONT OF A CREEPY GOTHIC DUDE IN ARMOR
CG: HE LOOKS LIKE THE LAST TIME HE SMILED ALL THE VOLCANOES ON HIS PLANET EXPLODED AND WIPED OUT THE DINOSAURS
CG: HEY HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SNOW, IN YOUR DESERT?
CG: BECAUSE THERE IS A FUCKLOAD OF IT OUT HERE
CG: IT MUST HAVE SNOWED LIKE HELL WHILE WE WERE SLEEPING
CG: WHICH WOULD EXPLAIN ALL THESE CLOUDS, GOOD WORK INSPECTOR KARKAT
CG: ARE YOU ASLEEP AGAIN? DID YOU PASS OUT ON YOUR KEYBOARD?
GA: Yes Because Its Not Difficult Enough Trying To Keep A Sleeping Schedule That Incorporates Socializing With You And Nepeta While Keeping My Diurnal Sleeping Schedule
GA: Apologies
CG: THIS IS WHAT IS INSUFFERABLE ABOUT YOU, KANAYA, IN THE MIDDLE OF BITCHING ME OUT FOR BEING A TOOL YOU TAKE TIME OUT TO APOLOGIZE
GA: I Was Locating The Game Code And Re-Installing It
GA: I Was Apologizing For My Delay In Response
CG: EXCUSES, EXCUSES AND LIES
CG: ARE YOU READY TO GO?
GA: Yes
CG: THIS GUY IS GIVING THE HAIRIEST EYEBALL I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I KILLED A BARKBEAST INFECTED WITH ARGUS SPORES ONE TIME
CG: OKAY LET ME SWITCH TO MY CRABTOP HERE
--carcinoGeneticist [CG] has ceased trolling GrimAuxiliatrix [GA]--
--carcinoGeneticist [CG] has started trolling GrimAuxiliatrix [GA]--CG: OKAY SIGNING INTO SGRUB AND THERE YOU ARE.... STARTING THE CONNECTION NOW
CG: PRETTY SOON YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SEE ME AND THIS SHITTY FORGE
CG: IT IS NOT WHAT I IMAGINED, I GUESS I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE FORGE ON YOUR PLANET, BUT THIS IS A LOT LESS ENORMOUS AND VOLCANO-Y
GA: There Are A Few Worse Things To Be Inflicted In Seeing Upon Waking
GA: Nonetheless Yes I See You
CG: OKAY GREAT
CG: I AM TALKING TO THIS GUY ABOUT WHERE TO PUT THE EXTRA ROOM
CG: OBVIOUSLY THIS PLACE IS TOO RAMSHACKLE TO BUILD STRAIGHT UP
CG: I THINK PROBABLY THE BEST THING TO DO WOULD BE TO JUST COPY AND PASTE THIS WHOLE LITTLE POKY ROOM NEXT TO ITSELF
CG: HE SAYS BEHIND THE FORGE ITSELF IS THE BEST THING, THIS BACK WALL
CG: WE WILL NEED THE ROOM FOR ALL THE ALCHEMICAL GARBAGE, IT TAKES UP A LOT OF SPACE UNTIL YOU GET IT ALL PLUGGED INTO THE JUMPER SHUNT
GA: Alright One Extra Room Coming Up
CG: AND THEN JUST SLING ALL THE ALCHEMY JUNK IN THERE, I WILL HANDLE COLLAPSING IT ALL WITH THE UPGRADES
CG: JUST GIVE ME THE RAW MATERIALS AND I WILL HANDLE IT FROM THERE
GA: Fine
GA: Here
GA: Oops
CG: JEGUS
CG: I THINK THAT ANVIL JUST JUMPED SIX FEET
CG: WHAT DID YOU DO?
GA: Nothing Permanent
GA: Its Fixed Now
CG: OH FUCK, THAT SOUNDS OMINOUS
CG: I AM BEGGING YOU NOT TO EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF THIS GUY
CG: I KNOW SGRUB IS ALWAYS THE CAUSE OF THE MOST HILARIOUS OF SHENANIGANS
CG: BUT JUST THIS ONCE
CG: HE KIND OF REMINDS ME OF JACK
CG: OUR JACK, THE OKAY ONE
CG: NOT THE OMNICIDAL DOGGOD
GA: I Will Refrain From Hilarious Shenanigans
CG: GOOD
CG: COULD YOU MAYBE GIVE US A DOOR INTO THIS NEW ROOM, THOUGH?
GA: For Now In Any Case
CG: FROM OUR PERSPECTIVE IT IS JUST A LOT OF SOUND EFFECTS
GA: But Of Course
CG: GREAT
CG: ...
CG: YOU CAN SEE ME, RIGHT?
CG: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
GA: Yes
CG: I TOLD YOU TO COPY AND PASTE A VERY SPARE, WOODEN UTILITARIAN ROOM FULL OF DULL IRON AND SHARP METAL
CG: WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN LOOKING AT
CG: HOW DID YOU EVEN DO THIS SO FAST, DID YOU HAVE THIS SHIT SAVED IN THE AETHENEUM ALREADY?
GA: I Cleaned Up A Bit
CG: DID YOU DO THIS TO VRISKA'S HIVE?
CG: I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT, I AM TALKING ABOUT THESE WALL HANGINGS
CG: AND IS THIS A MURAL?
GA: Yes
CG: JEGUS THERE ARE CROWN MOLDINGS
CG: THIS IS ALL FRIVOLOUS NONSENSE
GA: Is It Not Lovely
CG: IT IS
EXTREMELY EMBARRASSING
CG: I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THIS IN VRISKA'S HIVE
CG: HOLY SHIT
CG: THIS IS A FORGE, IT IS AN EXTREMELY BUSINESSLIKE AND STAID LOCATION MAINTANED BY THE GRIMMEST MOTHERFUCKER I HAVE EVER CLAPPED GLOBES ON
CG: WHY WOULD YOU THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA
GA: While I Am Up And Online With This Is There Anything Your Companion Would Like Altered
CG: NO, KEEP YOUR GODDAMN DECORATOR FRONDS OFF HIS SPACE
CG: HE WILL KICK ME OUT
CG: THIS IS FINE, GO BACK TO SLEEP AND I WILL HANDLE ALL THE JUMPERS
GA: And There Is Nothing Wrong With A Little Aesthetic Quality
CG: THERE IS EVERYTHING WRONG WITH IT, BUT I HAVE TO REMEMBER YOU GREW UP WITH WARPED VALUES
CG: IT ALL STARTS WITH THE SUN-WORSHIPPING
CG: IT ALL GROWS OUT OF THAT
GA: Oh My
CG: GO BACK TO SLEEP, I HAVE TO TALK TO THIS GUY SOME MORE
CG: I WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN PUNCHCARD ALCHEMY
GA: I Believe I Feel The Urge For Shenanigans Rising
CG: THANK YOU FOR DEPLOYING ALL THIS
CG: NO, NO, FUCK YOU
CG: NO SHENANIGANS
GA: Apologize
CG: I WENT ALONG WITH YOUR RIDICULOUS HOLIDAY IDEAS
CG: GOD YOU REALLY POWERTRIP ON BEING THE SERVER, DON'T YOU
CG: FINE, I APOLOGIZE
GA: For
CG: I AM A WORTHLESS HUSK OF A MALFORMED MUTANT SLUDGE THAT HAS NO RIGHT TO IMPUGN YOUR AESTHETIC VALUES
CG: AND I SHOULD GROVEL IN THE DIRT IN GRATITUDE THAT YOU HAULED YOUR LAZY CARCASS OUT OF THE COCOON AND DEPLOYED ALL THIS SHIT FOR ME
CG: I AM A RUDE AND UNMANNER SWINGING PAIR OF MUSCLEBEAST TESTICLES
CG: SMELLY AND DISEASED
CG: AND BASICALLY THE WORST
CG: THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL ROOM AND I AM A SLOBBERING INGRATE
CG: I WAS JUST TOO STONED FROM SNIFFING MY OWN NOOK TO APPRECIATE IT
CG: THE USE OF LIGHT AND COLOR IS INSPIRED AND NOT AT ALL CREEPY AND TERRIFYING TO NORMAL PEOPLE WHO DON'T HANG OUT IN THE DAYLIGHT
CG: I WILL BE THE ENVY OF MY FRIENDS
CG: IF I HAD ANY, WHICH I DON'T BECAUSE OF HOW UNFATHOMABLY AWFUL I AM
CG: IS THAT ENOUGH?
--GrimAuxiliatrix [GA] has ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]--