The Perfect Program

[crabbycustomer]

EXECUTE(~ATH(
.~ath)){

import universe U$;
  bifurcate ♋[6, 9]

~ATH(U$) {

~ATH(!U$) {

} EXECUTE(~ATH(6){}EXECUTE(NULL));

} EXECUTE(~ATH(9){}EXECUTE(NULL));

[♋].DIE{ KILL(
), EXECUTE(
);}

Every hour, on the hours, Karkat's server calls the function that governs Milliways's protective time bubble.










Every hour, on the hour, multiplying logarithmically.







The time loop that protects the bar from the apocalypses outside is a monument of empirical coding, carefully balancing, trading off, and deferring a dead universe's of worth of zemblanity with every cycle.




But even the best code can pushed too far. Eventually...