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Dear Uncle Arcturus,

Andromeda is being forced into being my secretary writing this for me as I am hopefully dying quite ill in the hospital wing. I was wondering if you could possibly send me some of your Invigorating Philtre, as whatever I have it’s the plague isn’t responding to Madame Pomfrey’s questionable ministrations. I wouldn’t ask (I ( Read more... )

on a note pinned to Rodolphus Lestrange's pillow

Did you know you talk in your sleep?

Dear Father,

First of all, thank you very much for the lovely bracelet. It’s very beautiful and it looks so life-like, I can almost imagine the snake slithering right off my wrist. I especially like the ruby eyes. Now that I’ve got THAT out of the way Malandra and I were having a small celebration in The Three Broomsticks (sort of a last gasp ( Read more... )

Dear Father,

I know that you’re disappointed that I got a detention but I really feel that what I did was justified. Yes, I did an entrail-expelling curse on Gilderoy Lockhart, it was just his spleen for Merlin’s sake! but Madam Pomfrey put everything back where it belonged. And it did ruin his blue paisley robes. I offered to buy him some new ( Read more... )

Flourish and Blotts
Diagon Alley
London

I am trying to locate a copy of Petrus Marmorius’ De Sortilegiis and I wondered if you might have one available. There was one in the Hogwarts library, but it has been missing since the early 1940’s no doubt due to incompetence on the part of the librarian. If you don’t have one What kind of bookstore are ( Read more... )

Dear Mrs Lestrange,

I just wanted to tell you again how much I enjoyed the dinner party. It was a very thoughtful gesture and while I know this year will be a difficult one, what with OWLs coming up and all, Even if I tutor Rodolphus, I don’t think it’ll do much good it’s nice to start off in such a lovely way. It was wonderful to see you and ( Read more... )

Dear Mother ( Read more... )

Dear Mother;

I received your letter today and I really think you should consider getting a new owl. I know you’ve had Noctua for a long time but she looks like an oven-ready hair-brush she’s getting a little decrepit. She also seems to be getting quite wobbly and I don’t think she can see very well any more. It’s a bit embarrassing to have a bird ( Read more... )

Bloch, King and Harris
Solicitors
Diagon Alley
London

Dear Mr Bloch

I am writing to request an appointment with you for the purpose of setting up my own account at Gringotts. As you are well aware, because of my Fathers Neanderthal attitude toward women wishes; I will be unable to open an account of my own until I come of age next month. I would ( Read more... )