Dear Father,

I know that you’re disappointed that I got a detention but I really feel that what I did was justified. Yes, I did an entrail-expelling curse on Gilderoy Lockhart, it was just his spleen for Merlin’s sake! but Madam Pomfrey put everything back where it belonged. And it did ruin his blue paisley robes. I offered to buy him some new ( Read more... )

Dear Mom (and Dave and Adam and Luke and Stuart and Rosie and Mo)

Well, I'm finally here. It's a CASTLE. Remember when you took us to Dudley? It's exactly like that, only with ROOMS. I LIVE IN A CASTLE which is loads better than a council estate. They have things called houses here, and I got sorted in something called Ravenclaw, which means ( Read more... )

Dear Mrs Lestrange,

I just wanted to tell you again how much I enjoyed the dinner party. It was a very thoughtful gesture and while I know this year will be a difficult one, what with OWLs coming up and all, Even if I tutor Rodolphus, I don’t think it’ll do much good it’s nice to start off in such a lovely way. It was wonderful to see you and ( Read more... )

Dear Bozo:

This term has been awful, hasn't it?

I don't know if you'll see this right away, because I don't even know if you're awake. But I wanted to write because I'm really worried about you. It's so rare that Madame Pomfrey doesn't know how to treat a sick student thatI know that a lot of people are writing to you trying to be nice and ( Read more... )

Dearest Francesca ( Read more... )

Dear Dad:

Yes, that was my name you saw quoted in yesterday's Daily Prophet. They sent a reporter out to ask me questions and everything! A real reporter! Me! That was also my picture you saw. did it make me look fat?Dad, I'm not sure why you're angry at me and Frannie when you really should be angry at the people who lied to her about the quill. ( Read more... )

Attn: Editor Garamond Crabtree ( Read more... )

Lounds Enterprises ( Read more... )

Lounds Enterprises
227 Diagon Alley
London, UK

Mr. Lounds:

I'm not sure I understand your letter I just got today. I don't know what my being a "cute kid" has to do with you selling substanderd broken quills. But thank you for the free copy of How to Start a Student Press On Six Galleons or Less. I will read it this weekend ( Read more... )

Mr Marmaric Sherrinford
c/o Little Red Books
Diagon Alley

Dear Mr Sherrinford

I read your latest book Ancient Curses, Modern Times and I must admit I found it disappointing. I realise that a book for general (rather then scholarly) consumption will treat some matters lightly, but the overall superficiality surprised me. I was especially unhappy ( Read more... )