RITA SKEETER: 19 January, 1964
Lounds Enterprises
227 Diagon Alley
London, UK
Mr. Lounds:
I'm not sure I understand your letter I just got today. I don't know what my being a "cute kid" has to do with you selling substanderd broken quills. But thank you for the free copy of How to Start a Student Press On Six Galleons or Less. I will read it this weekend.
But your gift is no excuse for your dodging my question. Is the quill broken or isn't it? Because I'm starting to wonder if the purpose of the Quick-Quotes Quill isn't to misquote people. And if that's the case, sir, you really don't have a right marketing your products to reputible honest journalists.
Sincerely,
227 Diagon Alley
London, UK
Mr. Lounds:
I'm not sure I understand your letter I just got today. I don't know what my being a "cute kid" has to do with you selling substanderd broken quills. But thank you for the free copy of How to Start a Student Press On Six Galleons or Less. I will read it this weekend.
But your gift is no excuse for your dodging my question. Is the quill broken or isn't it? Because I'm starting to wonder if the purpose of the Quick-Quotes Quill isn't to misquote people. And if that's the case, sir, you really don't have a right marketing your products to reputible honest journalists.
Sincerely,