A/N: an adaptation of Hatari (1962) mixed with holiday hubbabaloo. I was turned into a jaguar again because it's Christmas. The cats came back for Christmas ( Read more... )

When Prince Carrington, Princess Lindsay Carrington, and I were finished cleaning up after our recreational radiated refried bean cooking shenanigans, we came to sit near Peter and Godiva at the local Chipotle. They were watching Count Macrula who was playing with Tug. Tug was howling with joy as he danced around ( Read more... )

Co-authored by Joebear ( Read more... )

Peter and I Like Rainy Days, part 4 ( Read more... )

There was a lot of bullshit on the Fox News Station that Peter and I were staring at. Godiva and Jamie were eating it up as though it were Kenneth Copeland speaking on the television. Those two loved Fox News or anything Republican. Peter and I, however, found Fox News obnoxious ( Read more... )

Peter and I Like Rainy Days, part 1 ( Read more... )

Peter Has A Massive Meltdown, and Xara Laughs Her Ass Off At Him ( Read more... )

The Secret Society of Goats Has New Uniforms and New Members ( Read more... )

Peter was at work and still trying to perfect his fourth novel. He was staring intently at his computer screen as he typed slowly. You'd think after six years of typing novels, he would get better at typing. The concept of typing at a decent speed did not apply to that baby boomer. Paint dries faster than he types ( Read more... )

Another Toilet Breaks ( Read more... )