An ad on my elgay...


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There's a (presumably) cop helicopter circling outside. This is crap for a few reasons ( Read more... )

SHAYNE

"How old are you again, Andy? Twenty-five? Half a century?"

Crap....

Dear brain,

For god's sake, boy, SWITCH ON! I NEED YOU NOW!

Pleadingly,

Me.

IT'S. BLOODY. FREEZING!

I have the heater going full pelt next to my desk, and I'm still cold.

Bloody Melbourne winter...

I'm looking in the "Lucky Dip" folder.

God help me...

EDIT Ah crap. I'm onto "Lucky Dip 2"

EDIT the 2nd FUUUUCK! I should have called them "Unlucky Dip."

Dear beer,

Why do you hurt one who loves you so much?

Yours painfully,
clappamungus

YOU'LL HAVE OUR MEXICAN WAVE ONLY IF YOU PRY IT FROM OUR DEAD FINGERS! Ummm.....I find this very amusing. Banning the Mexican Wave at a cricket match? Unspeakable ( Read more... )