'Tis a happy day for non-nationalistic people like me...or "unAustralians"

For the link-phobic: Australia just lost the second test in India by...wait for it...320 runs!

As I have a harboured an intense hatred for the Australian cricket team since the mid-90s, I am happier than a pig in shit right now.

MWAH HAH HAH.

Take that, you bunch of arrogant wankers.

I must remember to go to the Herald-Sun forums and gloat to the mutants. It'll be fun.

And to add to the hilarity, monkey boy decided to take matters into his own hands. Or shoulders. Actually, if I had been Symonds I would have done something worse - like strangle the dumb fuck ( Read more... )

YOU'LL HAVE OUR MEXICAN WAVE ONLY IF YOU PRY IT FROM OUR DEAD FINGERS! Ummm.....I find this very amusing. Banning the Mexican Wave at a cricket match? Unspeakable ( Read more... )

So, I'm watching the cricket and apparently before I started watching, Australia were in deep shit. They were 5 wickets down and trailing by 30 or so runs. As soon as I start watching, Andy Symonds starts swinging his bat and making runs. I don't know whom I want to win (I hate the Aussie team but I can't bring myself to go for England), but teams ( Read more... )