boh_thrashsody, saithkar and quoththecraven have all written some interesting and useful pieces on the clusterfuck known as this year's Australian federal election.

For my money, it's a bland, uninteresting and disappointing politician versus a complete and utter cunt. They're both playing the populist game and I want none of it.

Here's a Crikey piece which sums up my feelings on ( Read more... )

Apparently it's going to be 20 degrees (C) today...

FINALLY. WINTER'S GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

I'm definitely leaving work early-ish today.

EDIT DAAAAAAAMN IIIIIIITTTTTT...


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As you all know, I've been performing Operation: Get In Early recently. I did hit a snag with this yesterday, and almost did today as well. However, apart from those little hiccups, it has gone relatively smoothly. I just need to start winding back my clock so I actually get to bed at a decent hour, to ensure that when I wake up before the sun's ( Read more... )

Dear everyone I'm trying to call,

WHY CAN'T YOU ANSWER YOUR FUCKING PHONES?????

Yours, in extreme frustration,
clappamungus

Why in the name of Satan's testicles on toast can't things just FUCKING WORK?????

Or, why can't things be intuitive?

I give up. I'm going to the pub.

Dear Insomnia,

I hate you.

No love,
clappamungus

Dear mosquitoes,

I hate you even more than I hate Insomnia.

I hope the inherent evil in my blood chokes you, you vile little parasites.

Die horribly, you fucking bitches.

All the love in the world,
clappamungus

There's a (presumably) cop helicopter circling outside. This is crap for a few reasons ( Read more... )

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Our next dog shall be hairless.

And/or I'll have to shave Jezzy soon.

Dear Amazon,

Go and get fucked.

Love,
Me.

EDIT
Dear operators of every online seller ever,

Please contract an especially virulent strain of...herpes...and just fucking die.

Sincerely,
Me.