Regardless of the state of the current debate about population in Australia, this ad effectively sums up the boneheaded crap that both sides are throwing around concerning asylum seekers.

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As I said to someone else, bring on a catastrophe and a mass migration of the "Boat Skips". Schadenfreude be my friend.

DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT.

This auction that I was extremely excited about ended early. The seller had the guitar listed elsewhere ( Read more... )

SHAYNE

"How old are you again, Andy? Twenty-five? Half a century?"

Crap....

jpom40 asked me an interesting question yesterday. If I were Dante, who would inhabit my levels of hell?

Well, I know who would be in the level where people are flayed alive for eternity:

All the bastards who ever had anything to do with the design of Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator or Acrobat.

GRRRAAAAAARRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm looking in the "Lucky Dip" folder.

God help me...

EDIT Ah crap. I'm onto "Lucky Dip 2"

EDIT the 2nd FUUUUCK! I should have called them "Unlucky Dip."

Dear beer,

Why do you hurt one who loves you so much?

Yours painfully,
clappamungus

Dear Internets,

Fuck you. You are slow and shit today and I'm actually trying to use you for work for once and you are slow and shit and I know I've already said that but that's because I want to reiterate how much you FUCKING SUCK AT THE MOMENT!

BLARGH!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,

clappamungus

EDIT FUUUUUCK!!!As an indication of my rage, it just took about 5 ( Read more... )

ARGH!!

Why brain dumb today?

Why?

Need brain to work while reading over completed Lit Review of DoomTM

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BLARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ETA I think I'm inhabiting rin_tin_tin_'s world, where inanimate objects try to murder you: the back of my chair just ( Read more... )