Title: "Iunctum" 2/2
Authors: Brenda & Jo (azewewish & idiosyncratic)
Featuring: Harry Sinclair, Josh Hartnett, Karl Urban, Liv Tyler, Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
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( 836 years ago, you promised me heaven on earth if I chose you over death, and you have more than delivered on that promise. )

Title: "Iunctum" 1/2
Authors: Brenda & Jo (azewewish & idiosyncratic)
Featuring: Harry Sinclair, Josh Hartnett, Karl Urban, Liv Tyler, Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Vampires still don't exist. And Harry and Karl aren't married to each other.
Summary: Harry and Karl have a long overdue ceremony.
Takes place about six months after It's A Date.

( I'm asking, here and now, with our loved ones as witness, if you would do me the honor of joining with me in the iunctum? )

Title: "It's A Date" 1/1
Authors: Brenda & Jo (azewewish & idiosyncratic)
Featuring: Orlando Bloom, Karl Urban, Harry Sinclair, Josh Hartnett (Cooper)
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Vampires still don't exist. And Orlando's not dating anyone mentioned in this fic.
Summary: Orlando takes Cooper out to dinner, and gains a new friend.
Takes place a few days after The First ( Read more... )

Title: "The First Rule Of Sharing" 1/1
Authors: Brenda & Jo (azewewish & idiosyncratic)
Featuring: Josh Hartnett, Karl Urban, Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Vampires still don't exist. And Karl isn't fucking Josh or Orlando.
Summary: Karl enjoys an evening with Josh and Orlando - basically, it's a PWP interlude that takes place a few weeks after Lessons.

( I'm sorry, did you say wear me out? As in, the both of you? Together? )

Title: "Lessons" 1/1
Authors: Brenda & Jo (azewewish & idiosyncratic)
Featuring: Harry Sinclair, Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Vampires still don't exist. And Orlando's still not in a relationship with Harry and Karl.
Summary: Harry and Orlando have a very long overdue discussion.
Takes place right after A Few More Questions.

( One day, I'd love to know how you got this bizarre impression that Karl and I ever gave a good goddamn about what other people think, or that we'd care what you do, as long as it makes you happy... )

Title: "A Few More Questions" 1/1
Authors: Brenda & Jo (azewewish & idiosyncratic)
Featuring: Gerard Butler, Josh Hartnett, Orlando Bloom, Sean Bean
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Vampires still don't exist. And Orlando's still not in a relationship with Harry and Karl.
Summary: Josh and Orlando have drinks with Sean and Gerard.
Takes place a couple of months after ( Read more... )

Title: "Progress Report" 1/1
Authors: Brenda & Jo (azewewish & idiosyncraticFeaturing: Harry Sinclair, Karl Urban, Orlando Bloom ( Read more... )

Title: "Meeting In Progress" 1/1
Authors: Brenda & Jo (azewewish & idiosyncraticFeaturing: Harry Sinclair, Karl Urban, Miranda Otto, Orlando Bloom, Sean Bean, Viggo Mortensen ( Read more... )

Title: "Return To Normal" 2/2
Authors: Brenda & Jo (azewewish & idiosyncratic)
Featuring: Dominic Monaghan, Elijah Wood, Josh Hartnett, Orlando Bloom (Cooper, Aubrey)
Rating: R (language)
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( I haven't even asked her yet and you guys already have the wedding planned, don't you? )

Title: "Return to Normal" 1/2
Authors: Brenda & Jo (azewewish & idiosyncratic)
Featuring: Dominic Monaghan, Elijah Wood, Josh Hartnett, Orlando Bloom (Cooper, Aubrey)
Rating: R (language)
Disclaimer: Vampires still don't exist. And Josh and Orlando aren't pets.
Summary: Orlando comes home, Josh makes lunch, and his place really isn't Grand Central Station. Takes place ( Read more... )