I like animals. It's true. I don't really want a pet, and I must admit that animals are also tasty. But in general, animals are fun. I'm going to leave insects out of the general "animal" equation for the moment, because they can be real dicks sometimes. We'll focus on mammals, because they're fuzzy.

( And now, fun with animals! (photo and alt-text heavy; be forewarned...) )

So, in this morning's paper I read that NYC has had its first swine flu fatality.

The guy's last name? Wiener.

OH GOD WHY MUST YOU MAKE GOOD PEOPLE LAUGH AT BAD THINGS?!?!?!?

Dear Swine Flu,

Hi there! I see you're reveling in your newfound celebrity today. You even rate a Pandemic Level Four Five with the World Health Organization. That's some pretty hot shit right there. I just want to advise you not to get too comfy up there in the spotlight. You might want to check out your friends SARS and Avian Flu. They were hot ( Read more... )

Yes, I know: the day has finally come. All of my movie reviews have been building towards this one glorious moment.

Snakes On A Plane

( I want these motherfucking spoilers under a motherfucking LJ cut! )