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I hope you're all having a simply marvelous time!

[A rattling and a croaking in the background.]

My beautiful heron, you don't need a bikini, you have your gorgeous feathers to keep your modesty--

[Crash! Bang! Thunk! CROOOOAK, flap, flap. Redd's horrified screech.]

MY SWEET! Your exquisite legs tangled in the straps! I'll save you! That's my ( Read more... )

I've been reading up on etymology, and apparently the word heron comes from hairon or haigiro, from Frank. No, not Frank the person, my silly ducklings, from the language.

Apparently the word is an imitation of my sweet, sweet baby's cry? Goodness, I wouldn't know because I try never to make her cry. It would break my heart in two, break, break ( Read more... )

Busy, busy, busy, loves. Can't waste any time - HES RIGHT BEHIND US - no I have no time right now

Gambler, stop that. That's MY cup of tea, boy!

Wait.

What was I doing.

Hrm.

OH YES

There's a new shop in town, loves! Yes, yes, the Costume Shop! It's on Deck 9, in the Gallery, go go go but DON'T MAKE A MESS! Now you have to dress up, it ( Read more... )

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where is my baby?

oh baby dont leave me baby

HAVE YOU BEEN FOUND ?

No time now, loves.

[ooc: as of now until whenever we say so, the lights on all decks have begun to dim and flicker.]

[Locked to Crew]Kage, Thea has not regenerated. You've put too much strain on the system once again, silly boy! I know you like to play in the Carnival, but now I've got to find another to take her place and her corpse is clogging the ramp! Go in there and push it into the pit, will you? Hmmmph. See how Lady M and Xamira are holding up, and if they ( Read more... )

[Ahhhhrem.]

He was a good man. Well, he was. A man. Elf. Thing.

He certainly was!

And now he's dead. Dead, dead, but I wonder if he'll come back?

What a nasty way to go, turned into a statue! Let us all contemplate the meaning of our short, short lives because I must drive!

[Steering noises with mouth.]

Well, wasn't that fun, kiddies?

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