Oct 02, 2008 13:15
[Locked to Crew]
Kage, Thea has not regenerated. You've put too much strain on the system once again, silly boy! I know you like to play in the Carnival, but now I've got to find another to take her place and her corpse is clogging the ramp! Go in there and push it into the pit, will you? Hmmmph. See how Lady M and Xamira are holding up, and if they're still up to their normal tricks. On second thought, belay that. Leave M and Xamira in peace for now. I know how tempting Xamira can be and I've the feeling your hands have been idle, hmmm?
Pan, report to my ready room. I have a peculiar visitor and I need you as translator.
Gambler, keep on playing! You'll hit the jackpot one day!
Stewardess, my precious little dumpling, old Captain Redd is preparing a fresh load of meat for his special lady and you'll get a big, big helping of it! Aren't you excited? I know I am! Fresh meat for his hungry little beast! Mmmm-mm!
LaPointe, how did you get shot, hmm? My mind boggles at how that Even fellow found a gun in Carnival, yes it does, I hope no one's deceiving their dear Captain after all he's done for you people, hmmm? All the work he's put in to this ship shouldn't go to waste because little duckies like to quack quack quack among themselves.
The Heron has left and should be returning shortly with that special package I ordered. Everyone keep their eyeballs peeled for it!
And someone bring me more bubble bath I'm losing bubbles here M'AIDEZ M'AIDEZ MAY DA-- Why do we say May Day? Why not any other Holiday? From now on I shall scream RAMADAN RAMADAN or ROSH HASHANAH ROSH HASHANAH A HA HA HA HA
I LOVE BOATS
[Splashing and then a click as the line cuts out. Redd has dropped his comm into the tub!]
jamie,
where are my pants?,
pan,
heron,
heartshearts,
gambler,
bubblebath!,
stewardess,
kage