ITP: Slow News Day

[me_fuckyeah]

So, completely anonymous. Serious poll, how much do you masturbate?

C'mon, it's a slow news day!

(CRASHING FOR THE NIGHT! But, I will pick up tomorrow. ♥)

Comments

[cock_my_gun]

Not enough.

. . . wait, am I supposed to be anonymous?

[me_fuckyeah]

Well, if you want to be. What was that name again?

[cock_my_gun]

I don't know, I haven't used it since I got back.

[me_fuckyeah]

You don't know your own name?

[theskyenceguy]

What kind of question is that!!

[me_fuckyeah]

H-Hey! Stop throwing stuff!

It's a completely serious question!

[theskyenceguy]

Why would you even ask? Are you a pervert!

[me_fuckyeah]

I'm doing a scientific study! About things everyone's curious about.

[liebacknthinkof]

...

America!

[me_fuckyeah]

... I think I already know your answer.

So you're exempt!

[liebacknthinkof]

You know-- what--

This is not an appropriate line of questioning.

[me_fuckyeah]

Like you haven't asked worse questions.

[takethe_cannoli]

America...

[me_fuckyeah]

I am waiting raptly for your answer.

[takethe_cannoli]

It's not something you say aloud!

[me_fuckyeah]

This is for science, Italy!

[asthecrow_flies]

You must be really, really bored.

[me_fuckyeah]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA

No wonder there's nothing in the Midwest...

[asthecrow_flies]

ONE OF THE MANY MYSTERIES OF AMERICA, SOLVED.

[me_fuckyeah]

Hey, look, the Midwest is farm country! It's a very delicate balance!

I kind of like being the number one agricultural power in the world!

It just... leaves nothing to do...