ITP: Slow News Day

[me_fuckyeah]

So, completely anonymous. Serious poll, how much do you masturbate?

C'mon, it's a slow news day!

(CRASHING FOR THE NIGHT! But, I will pick up tomorrow. ♥)

Comments

[theskyenceguy]

What kind of question is that!!

[me_fuckyeah]

H-Hey! Stop throwing stuff!

It's a completely serious question!

[theskyenceguy]

Why would you even ask? Are you a pervert!

[me_fuckyeah]

I'm doing a scientific study! About things everyone's curious about.

[theskyenceguy]

[...on the one hand, science. On the other, America.]

[me_fuckyeah]

[... what is that supposed to mean]

Besides, do you really think your country's a pervert? Thar's just unpatriotic!

[theskyenceguy]

Not all of you! Parts of you, definitely.