ITP: Slow News Day

Sep 13, 2010 20:32

So, completely anonymous. Serious poll, how much do you masturbate?

C'mon, it's a slow news day!

(CRASHING FOR THE NIGHT! But, I will pick up tomorrow. ♥)

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asthecrow_flies September 14 2010, 01:42:15 UTC
You must be really, really bored.

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me_fuckyeah September 14 2010, 01:44:03 UTC
YOU HAVE NO IDEA

No wonder there's nothing in the Midwest...

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asthecrow_flies September 14 2010, 01:45:18 UTC
ONE OF THE MANY MYSTERIES OF AMERICA, SOLVED.

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me_fuckyeah September 14 2010, 01:47:10 UTC
Hey, look, the Midwest is farm country! It's a very delicate balance!

I kind of like being the number one agricultural power in the world!

It just... leaves nothing to do...

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asthecrow_flies September 14 2010, 01:49:17 UTC
Booooooring~

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me_fuckyeah September 14 2010, 01:52:43 UTC
So, how often do you masturbate?

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asthecrow_flies September 14 2010, 01:54:38 UTC
I'm a teenager, what do you think?

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me_fuckyeah September 14 2010, 01:56:33 UTC
You could be really, really repressed.

Or you could be a rabbit. Teenagers don't come in one flavor!

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asthecrow_flies September 14 2010, 01:57:20 UTC
Rabbit . . .

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me_fuckyeah September 14 2010, 02:04:37 UTC
So, a number would be helpful!

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asthecrow_flies September 14 2010, 02:05:38 UTC
I don't pay attention to that.

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me_fuckyeah September 14 2010, 02:14:50 UTC
You can estimate.

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asthecrow_flies September 14 2010, 02:16:27 UTC
. . . [thinks]

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me_fuckyeah September 14 2010, 02:28:14 UTC
[I can be patient... sometimes]

2 times a week?

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asthecrow_flies September 14 2010, 02:29:26 UTC
Ehhhhh. [handwave]

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me_fuckyeah September 14 2010, 02:52:09 UTC
... 2 times a week it is!

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