ITP: Slow News Day

[me_fuckyeah]

So, completely anonymous. Serious poll, how much do you masturbate?

C'mon, it's a slow news day!

(CRASHING FOR THE NIGHT! But, I will pick up tomorrow. ♥)

Comments

[takethe_cannoli]

America...

[me_fuckyeah]

I am waiting raptly for your answer.

[takethe_cannoli]

It's not something you say aloud!

[me_fuckyeah]

This is for science, Italy!

[takethe_cannoli]

Ohhhh, really?

[me_fuckyeah]

Yep! I mean, why waste an opportunity to find out how often aliens do that?

[takethe_cannoli]

I bet if you just asked ZEX he would tell you. Um, and I bet the answer is "a lot". A lot.

[me_fuckyeah]

ZEX isn't the only alien though!

So, what about you?

[dasschlechtende]

ITALY~! ♥

[tracknbythenose]

[Flops on :D]

[nooneexpectsthe]

[something tiny is looking at you]