ITP: Slow News Day

[me_fuckyeah]

So, completely anonymous. Serious poll, how much do you masturbate?

C'mon, it's a slow news day!

(CRASHING FOR THE NIGHT! But, I will pick up tomorrow. ♥)

Comments

[cock_my_gun]

Not enough.

. . . wait, am I supposed to be anonymous?

[me_fuckyeah]

Well, if you want to be. What was that name again?

[cock_my_gun]

I don't know, I haven't used it since I got back.

[me_fuckyeah]

You don't know your own name?

[cock_my_gun]

I thought you meant the anonymous thingie-whosit.

It's Dee.

[me_fuckyeah]

Oh! That!

Alright, so Dee says he doesn't masturbate enough...

[cock_my_gun]

Lemme know how many people ya actually get answers outta.

[me_fuckyeah]

Oh, I plan on publishing it. I figure it's a good study.

"COMPARISON BETWEEN ALIENS AND EARTHLINGS SEX HABITS."

Get it?

[cock_my_gun]

But what about the other types'a people here? It ain't just earthlings and aliens.

[me_fuckyeah]

... I'm not asking the Zombies, if that's what you're talking about.

[cock_my_gun]

Nah, I mean the demons an' the godly people an' the whatever-the-hell-else we got.

[me_fuckyeah]

... Oh. I didn't think about them.

I'll add the supernatural then too!

[cock_my_gun]

Awesome.