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[renovateyourass]

[today at the onsen, things are a bit different. there are sakura petals floating in the water. there is very odd music playing. and also, there is a banner]

Welcome to the NEW AND IMPROVED

BAD, BAD BATHHOUSE

[directly underneath the banner there is a man with yellow eyes, wearing nothing but a very loose fundoshi]

Ahhh, yes, that's much better

Comments

[suicidevil]

Oh, wow..! Talk about style, now it sure looks better..!

[renovateyourass]

I'm so glad you like it. I hope you'll have an...exquisite stay.

[suicidevil]

I'm sure I'll enjoy myself..! You sure you don't want to wear anything else..?

[renovateyourass]

Of course not. Less is more, you know.

[climaxinside]

Wha...?

[renovateyourass]

[...this is a rapist smile]

Welcome to the Bad, Bad Bathhouse.

[climaxinside]

*one would think I would be used to that*

Ehh? Bad, Bad...?

[renovateyourass]

Bathhouse, silly. Come in and wash away all the dirt from a long, hard day of work. And, just maybe, make a few new friends while you're doing it.

[vrooooooooom]

[....are you feeling okay tatsumi]

[renovateyourass]

Well, hello there.

[vrooooooooom]

...you seem a little different today, Tatsumi.

[renovateyourass]

Do I? Maybe I'm just tense...I think I just need to unwind.

[follow_3_steps]

. . .

[renovateyourass]

[examining you]

Hmm...you're a bit younger than I usually go for...

[follow_3_steps]

. . .

What's wrong with you today?

[renovateyourass]

[this is one pissy queen]

Why should anything be wrong with me?

[unbearable_pun]

Wh-What the... Guys I have no idea how it got here, but I'm sensing a huge shadow over at the

[unbearable_pun]

.........................................................................

[renovateyourass]

[-_-]

You again...I'm sorry to tell you you're simply not boyfriend material.

[unbearable_pun]

Didn't we already do this?