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[renovateyourass]

[today at the onsen, things are a bit different. there are sakura petals floating in the water. there is very odd music playing. and also, there is a banner]

Welcome to the NEW AND IMPROVED

BAD, BAD BATHHOUSE

[directly underneath the banner there is a man with yellow eyes, wearing nothing but a very loose fundoshi]

Ahhh, yes, that's much better

Comments

[suicidevil]

Oh, wow..! Talk about style, now it sure looks better..!

[renovateyourass]

I'm so glad you like it. I hope you'll have an...exquisite stay.

[suicidevil]

I'm sure I'll enjoy myself..! You sure you don't want to wear anything else..?

[renovateyourass]

Of course not. Less is more, you know.

[suicidevil]

Right, right! I guess it's normal in a bath.

[renovateyourass]

Exactly! So, why don't you join me?

[suicidevil]

I haven't been in a bathhouse for so long, it'd be a nice experience. All right..! I'm Hizumi, by the way, nice to meet you.

[renovateyourass]

I'm Kanji...oh, I think we're going to get along wonderfully.

[suicidevil]

Ahah, it's always nice to make new friends, huh? So, where can I change myself?

[renovateyourass]

There's no need to be so modest. Right here is fine with me.

[suicidevil]

Right here?

[Thinks about it for a bit]

[suicidevil]

Well, sure, why not.

[and starts taking off his clothes!]

[renovateyourass]

Wonderful~

[watching intently]

[suicidevil]

[Ok now it's getting uncomfortable]

... what?

[renovateyourass]

I'm just happy you've decided to join me.

[suicidevil]

I'd say you look a bit too happy.