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[renovateyourass]

[today at the onsen, things are a bit different. there are sakura petals floating in the water. there is very odd music playing. and also, there is a banner]

Welcome to the NEW AND IMPROVED

BAD, BAD BATHHOUSE

[directly underneath the banner there is a man with yellow eyes, wearing nothing but a very loose fundoshi]

Ahhh, yes, that's much better

Comments

[unbearable_pun]

Wh-What the... Guys I have no idea how it got here, but I'm sensing a huge shadow over at the

[unbearable_pun]

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[renovateyourass]

[-_-]

You again...I'm sorry to tell you you're simply not boyfriend material.

[unbearable_pun]

Didn't we already do this?

[renovateyourass]

We never did anything...

[renovateyourass]

[appears to think about it]

Of course, if you really wanted to, I'm sure I could be...swayed to give you an audition.

[unbearable_pun]

Well I guess we're just gonna have to refresh your-

[unbearable_pun]

Wha?

[renovateyourass]

You heard me...maybe I underestimated you last time...

[unbearable_pun]

I-I'll pass!

[renovateyourass]

[he pouts]

Are you sure? And I was so looking forward to scoring with such a hot stud, too...

[unbearable_pun]

Really?

Well, I-

[unbearable_pun]

No! You're a shadow!

[renovateyourass]

That's a little hypocritical of you, don't you think?

[unbearable_pun]

...

HOLY COW! YOU'RE RIGHT!!

...now I don't know what to think.

[renovateyourass]

[stepping toward you]

Don't think. Feel.