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[renovateyourass]

[today at the onsen, things are a bit different. there are sakura petals floating in the water. there is very odd music playing. and also, there is a banner]

Welcome to the NEW AND IMPROVED

BAD, BAD BATHHOUSE

[directly underneath the banner there is a man with yellow eyes, wearing nothing but a very loose fundoshi]

Ahhh, yes, that's much better

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. . .

[renovateyourass]

[examining you]

Hmm...you're a bit younger than I usually go for...

[follow_3_steps]

. . .

What's wrong with you today?

[renovateyourass]

[this is one pissy queen]

Why should anything be wrong with me?

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You're acting weird.

[renovateyourass]

[his voice is echoing slightly]

If you don't like the way I am, that's your own problem.

[follow_3_steps]

...

[renovateyourass]

[and he's happy again]

Still, if you apologize I'm sure I could forgive you.

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But you're not acting like you usually do?

[renovateyourass]

Of course I am. I am my normal, charming self.

[follow_3_steps]

No, you're usually kind of gruff and then you get all funny and awkward and give me crackers to share with my moogle.

[renovateyourass]

Maybe this is how I really am, inside.

[follow_3_steps]

. . .

That's kinda weird.

[renovateyourass]

[DEATH STARE]

[follow_3_steps]

*steps back*

[renovateyourass]

You better stop saying such mean things, or else I'll get mad.