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[renovateyourass]

[today at the onsen, things are a bit different. there are sakura petals floating in the water. there is very odd music playing. and also, there is a banner]

Welcome to the NEW AND IMPROVED

BAD, BAD BATHHOUSE

[directly underneath the banner there is a man with yellow eyes, wearing nothing but a very loose fundoshi]

Ahhh, yes, that's much better

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[vrooooooooom]

[....are you feeling okay tatsumi]

[renovateyourass]

Well, hello there.

[vrooooooooom]

...you seem a little different today, Tatsumi.

[renovateyourass]

Do I? Maybe I'm just tense...I think I just need to unwind.

[vrooooooooom]

...right. Let me know how that works out for you.

[renovateyourass]

[he pouts. and also steps toward you]

Ooh, but I'm sure I'll need your help to properly relax, you know.

[vrooooooooom]

...

[renovateyourass]

Ooh, it looks like you need to relax even more than I do. Let's see how I can help you with that...

[his hands go up your chest and under your jacket, sliding it off your shoulders]

[vrooooooooom]

[backs up]

What the hell are you doing?

[renovateyourass]

[stepping forward as you step back. and there goes the tie]

I'm helping you relax, of course.

[vrooooooooom]

[I CALL BULLSHIT ON THIS]

[renovateyourass]

[he pouts]

Well, if you don't want my help undressing, I suppose there's nothing I can do about it...

[vrooooooooom]

[you're damned straight there's nothing you can do about it]

[renovateyourass]

I suppose settling for watching every now and then is fine, too.

[vrooooooooom]

[oh hell no we're not going there. in fact we're taking a step back to get away from there --]

[vrooooooooom]

[-- and falling into the onsen, which we forgot we were standing kind of close to. WHOOPS.]