Icecubes, man. They get in the way. Quit keeping me from my liquid!

There is a reason they call it “unbridled joy”. It is because engaged women are straight up off the leash! These bitches don't even come close to being rational and to be honest, I don’t even want someone to explain it to me. I watched Breaking Bad and loved it. I didn’t need someone to explain why meth is so good to make me enjoy watching the ( Read more... )

So what does one do when he/she is stuck in bed, sweating and confused from fever and hunger? He/She watches videos of Trevin Hunte and cries. Partly because, well, Jesus, have you heard him? And the other part is just pure frustration that he didn't win. And to make matters worse, the chick he lost to was sooo generic. It's almost fucking ( Read more... )

One that moves to a new time zone can't help but notice the disconnect between the old and the new. Some are totally awesome, while other leave something to be desired. And I, of course, am ready to provide examples ( Read more... )

I used to complain I was running out of material since I posted so often. But in hindsight, it is much more difficult to write after such a huge time gap. Which scene of Rob's life can best be articulated through words on a website soon to be shut down as a failure? Which one will the non-existent audience find worthy of their time ( Read more... )

So I walk through the door yesterday to see a little fucker of a dog puking up yellow pudding that even Bill Cosby wouldn't touch. The little bastard was trying to stand up and his little 3-inch legs were just-a-trembling and his head was rolling around like an infant's noggin. His eyes were glazed over and he couldn't stand up for more than 10 ( Read more... )