Aug 12, 2010 22:34
So I walk through the door yesterday to see a little fucker of a dog puking up yellow pudding that even Bill Cosby wouldn't touch. The little bastard was trying to stand up and his little 3-inch legs were just-a-trembling and his head was rolling around like an infant's noggin. His eyes were glazed over and he couldn't stand up for more than 10 seconds at a time before falling down as ungracefully as Rob at the Buy-One-Get-One-Free night at the Southern Comfort Brewery. And then from the ground he looked up at me again, and puked once more.
My girl then remarked about how she felt bad because she fed him the broccoli and cheese that had him sick to begin with, then proudly told me dinner was ready and handed me a plate of green beans, steak, and broccoli & cheese.
Have you ever gone bowling with diarrhea?
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